holyfuckingshit

An expletive indicating mild surprise.

Holyfuckingshit...third time I caught my scrotum in the zipper this week.

by Harry Flashman July 03, 2003

fuck you too

A conversational stopgap measure or oratorical place holder that fills in for witty, biting reparte until a classier and to the point, cutting remark suitable to the occasion can be thought of hours later.

....yeah, well....uh...fuck you too.

by harry flashman July 03, 2003

röhrfrosch

pipe frog, an obvious reference to genitalia size.

Herr Helmutt ist der rohrfrosch mit Gerschrivvledt Testikalen, ja?

by Harry Flashman June 29, 2003

almoranha

Spanish slang for hemorrhoid, combining the words for "almond" and "piranha"

Deus mio..Ai-yi-i-i-i...los almoranha es grande caliente mi cuolo.

by harry flashman July 10, 2003

smegmoid

An insult referring to one of uncertain hygeine, gut-wrenching body odor and having a personality like a warped shitcan.

Petruccio was an unlikeable smegmoid who had foreshortened arms coupled with great girth owing to a glandular problem which rendered him incapable of wiping his ass and therefore friendless.

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

social work

An area of study and employment held in low esteem in academe and by real professionals that broadly deals in psychology, sociology, education and anthropology.

Dierdre, who held an MSW degree from West Oklahoma Vo-Technical Community College, had a goal: amass as many clients as she could, whine about her workload, convince the boss she needed several assistants and parlay that into a promotion so she'd never again have to deal with those pathetic losers (clients).

by harry flashman July 20, 2003

monstruss

An extra-large truss.

Bubba, who had a severe hernia and who tipped the scales at 325 pounds, had to be fitted with a monstruss.

by harry flashman August 19, 2003