Definitions by harry flashman

klugle 

A rank in the Ku Klux Klan above kleagle but below moron.

Irvin had earned the rank of klugle back in '63 by shouting abuse at a black 9 year old school girl. The girl is now a circuit court judge in Montgomery while Irvin is still fixing flat tires at A-1 Tire Service & Tanning Boutique in Verbena.

klugle by harry flashman July 20, 2003

tofu 

The white squarish lumps in your miso soup, Quite tasty.

Takasan tofu watashi-wa miso jodai.

tofu by harry flashman July 19, 2003

grackle

A brand name combining the words "GRAnular", "cRACK" and "spACKLE"; a spackle-like buttplug to safeguard one's plum during short periods of incarceration.

Yolanda, call my lawyer and bail bondsman and bring my toothbrush, putty knife and grackle.

grackle by harry flashman July 19, 2003

felino-american

An American of Latino heritage who fellates. (See also: felcasian-, felfro-, felnese- and feliut-.)

Jorge was a felino-American and had few friends in his Marine rifle squad; his sister, Juanita, however enjoyed wide popularity in the squad.

felino-american by harry flashman July 19, 2003

fujimom 

A variation of fujimo (fuck you jack I'm moving out.) The additional "m" tacked on the end may stand for mofo.

I ain't sitting through the third act Il Travaore-On-Ice...fujimom.

fujimom by harry flashman July 19, 2003

chihuahua

A canine rat.

I offered to take Nadine's chihuahua, Senor Guapo, rabbit hunting. Senor Guapo was destined for a tragic hunting accident.

chihuahua by harry flashman July 19, 2003

microgivashit 

1000 nanogivashits, 1,000,000 picogivashits.

What Geraldo Rivera is thinking doesn't even register on my microgivashit meter.

microgivashit by harry flashman July 19, 2003