Definitions by harry flashman

SP 

U.S. Navy Shore Patrol.

Chief, put your dick back in your pants, the SP is coming.

SP by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Yuri 

To be the first one to do something spectacular. Derived from the Russian Cosmonaut, Yuri Gagarin, the first man in space.

Anthony knew that the only way to boost sales on his AT-HOME-LIPOSUCTION kit was to do a Yuri and have his cousin Sal videotape the amazingly simple procedure using a bicycle pump, surgical tubing and a turkey baster.

Yuri by harry flashman July 24, 2003

cryppie 

A military technician with misplaced self-confidence, super-abundant ego, marginal service loyalty; a second string NSA clerk with delusions of adequacy. Also spelled Cryppy.

The cryppies were mortified that a former enlisted Boatswains Mate would now be their commanding officer.

cryppie by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Cordapio 

A Filipino given name equivalent to Melvin, Bubba, Antwan, Chauncey or Delbert.

Cordapio DePeniscola, cursed since birth with a name held in high public ridicule in his native province of Ilocos Norte, after much consideration decided on Ambrosio for his American Immigration Visa application.

Cordapio by harry flashman July 24, 2003

loocid 

The illucid vernacular for "loose of" or "lose".

Yerma-Mae told Jolene, "turn loocid that brides bouquet or you gonna loocid them fingers."

loocid by harry flashman July 24, 2003

cinchy 

Delightfully easy.

Wayne cringed in fear when after telling the tailor, Mr Roberto, that he was unsure of his inseam measurement, Mr Roberto, grinning mischieviously said, "Cinchy, I'll just kneel down and measure it myself...shouldn't take but a few minutes."

cinchy by harry flashman July 24, 2003

Hortense Vagino 

An utterly repulsive proto-typical woman you wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole.

Don't get divorced over the age of 70; most of the women in the dating pool are like Hortense Vagino.

Hortense Vagino by harry flashman July 24, 2003