ranka

what a chinese person would say when trying to call someone a wanker.

"i'm not bruce lee you ranka"

by harray shipmonay March 27, 2008

bedsit bob

bedsit bob is a typical landlord. renting rooms to unemployed people who then takes all their money for things that don't exist,like central heating and hot water and electricity. he will also have keys to your room enabling him to help himself to your belongings.

1st homeless guy:"shall we rent a room from bedsit bob?" 2nd homeless guy:"i'd rather get a job" 1st homeless guy:"i'd rather die"

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

pepsick

this is what happens when you drink too much pepsi. overdo it and you are probably will be sick.

i'm addicted to cola,it's making me pepsick!

by harray shipmonay March 21, 2008

chocolate ploughman

a man that loves giving anal sex. nothing to do with farming.

fancy a chocolate ploughman?

by harray shipmonay March 12, 2008

phnivvel

what you should call anyone by the name of NEIL. it just simply sounds better and it'what their mothers would have wanted.

phnivvel get up you lazy boy it's time for school. phnivvel phnivvel PHNIVVEL!

by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008

hank

a guy called hank is usually american,probably drives a pick up truck and more than likely has been abducted by aliens! chances are that your friend hank is interbred,a true american icon.

hank "i was driving along in my pick up truck when there was a big light in the sky,when suddenly the spaceship came down and the aliens took me away!"

by harray shipmonay March 08, 2008

tescum

a.k.a supermarket chain TESCO

tescum,every little helps!

by harray shipmonay March 18, 2008