hank mcdizzleson's definitions

truely

How a moronic fucktard spells truly.

Moronic fucktard: I truely love WNBA basketball.

Me: I truly hate your face.

by Hank Mcdizzleson October 8, 2011

Crane Kick

The most devastating move in all of martial arts. Perfected by Ralph Macchio in the original Karate Kid. If done correctly, the Crane Kick will assure victory for all who use it.

The Crane Kick should only be used in life or death situations, or in youth karate tournaments.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 26, 2011

bloons

It's this tower defense game and it is very addicting. You pop the bloons with your weapons of death.

Man I just made it to level 93. Fuckin' Bloons.

by Hank Mcdizzleson July 22, 2011

Magnet

A motherfucking miracle. Nobody knows how they work.

"Fucking Magnets- How do THEY work?"- Shaggy 2 Dope

by Hank McDizzleson September 11, 2010

My Dick

The reason most of those bitches are on Maury in the first place.

Damn right you are not the father! But go ahead and take care of it, because my dick has places to be.

by Hank McDizzleson May 22, 2010

Call of Booty

Obligatorily having to take a break from CoD to satisfy your woman.

"Sorry fellas; the wench needs some schlong. It's the Call of Booty-gotta go"

by Hank McDizzleson May 21, 2010

Some Matrix shit

When someone performs a reflexive feat that seems to defy physics.

Guy 1 throws a lighter point blank range at Guy 2, who catches it without even thinking.

Guy 1: "Damn, Guy 2, that was some Matrix shit"!

Or....

Guy drops his bottle of Gatorade but kicks it back up to his hands before it hits the ground. That's some Matrix shit.

by Hank McDizzleson May 16, 2010