Real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup.
Women are born crazy and suffer from Bag-lady Syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! Yes sir!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order.
In Sesame Street, there's a fularious one-drinking 'Muppisode' when my favorite character, Grover comes like effteen times with a new order in a resturant and ends up on the floor!
by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007
Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.
Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita
by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007
Human tufu: textured tufu that resembles human skin and made to appear flesh-like for weirdball cannibalist fetishists!
See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!
See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!
by hammer---;, hytham May 03, 2007
Name given to a new breed of home pets: these are GM animals (e.g. glow-in-the-dark fish!), made for the pleasure of man!
by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness.
Another benefit for holywater alcohol (unlike the alchoffee caffeinol, this coming one's pure injectable alcohol called injecTx), is its Holier-than-thou ability to counter BHP (benign prostatic hyperplasia), or enlarged prostate.
Bow for the cup!
Bow for the cup!
by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007
But... for a man with a micro, damn! It's called a 'dreamsicle'!
Dream on iPod in the pants shorties!
My chicksicle only gets growing! Booyah!
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Dream on iPod in the pants shorties!
My chicksicle only gets growing! Booyah!
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by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007