Definitions by hammer---;, hytham

poor farms 

Today's unjust wealth-circualtion has created many problems for those 'many' of us 'have-nots', seperated off from the rich 'haves' living in their fancyass 'Privatopias' by electronic gates (gated communities) and mega-Development-maddened investors who are building 'siege-chic' housing projects in large cities (gated neighborhoods), to house the rich fartsos in them, excluding the poor in what's known as the 'overclass' or 'privatocracy'.

Poor Farms started out in Hollywood-poisoned Los Angeles and spread out worldwide. LA's bum-blockades were for -- as the name suggests -- bumtown residents who kept seeping into the other 'stars-studded' nice and clean side. But, these ritzy-shitzy 'gated neighborhoods' can now be seen in faroff places like Iraq and Egypt.

Jordan will have its own fair share with new Saudi-financed, strictly-guarded housing projects: modern blocs erected in pollution-choked Jordanian 'second cities' like seaside Aqaba and Jordan's waste-dump e'Zarqa (this city is the major workforce supplier in Jordan where people can barley find their NBH 'next bowl of hummus'!), wait and lo... 'bum-proof' lawns and bum alarms are going to share the same ground with the people who live there in their poor farms!

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poor farms by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

cowboy caviar

Montana's Tendergroin steakmeat, for the hicksvillians!

Cowboy caviar is a pun on what countrypolitans flash as their new-found riches!

cowboy caviar by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

haute dogs 

'Haute hotdogs': hotdogs/ chilidogs that have exotic mix ingredients (e.g. nuts, raisins).

New products marketed as massclusives, like haute dogs are for the experience consumer.

haute dogs by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

micro-livestock 

Insects eaten as gourmet food.

Entomophagists have a wide choice of micro-livestock varieties: from grasshoppers that taste like chicken, to cockroaches eaten in East-Asian countries like Thailand!

micro-livestock by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

brutarian 

Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish).

Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.

Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/ pescovegetarians/ pescotarians/ fishitarians), are vegetarians who eat fish and seafood and are sometimes referred to as being brutarian, too: they grab a live fish and eat it in wholesome bites!

brutarian by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

prefetarian 

Not strictly vegetarian or a flexitarian, but can switch preferences from a variety of new-foodist tastes: say, sproutarian, fruitarian, juicetarian, brutarian, ... but doesn't venture into meat and chicken (a.k.a. faketarian).

A prefetarian is also called vegepreferian/ semi-demi (semi-demi vegetarian).

prefetarian by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007

eco-kosher 

Kosher food for the ecologically-correct!

Eco-conscious Orthodox Jews in NY, can be fequently seen at orgainc-food delis picking through eco-kosher food.

eco-kosher by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007