coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).
I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!
by Haley May 20, 2004
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gobble the goose

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!
by haley December 31, 2003
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Douche Bag

A member of the male sex who is either very gross, a skank banger or else is just plain numb.
Hey girls, look at that idiot Kevin, what a douche bag!
by Haley November 19, 2003
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waterbaby

1 n. a person who loves the ocean, swimming, etc.

2 n. a person under the zodiac sign of Aquarius; an Aquarian.

3 n. an infant who dies by drowning.
1. "He just bought a little place on the waterfront...he's such a waterbaby."

2. "She's a waterbaby, so she'll go perfect with me being a Leo."

3. "It's so sad...what a sweet child to die a waterbaby."
by Haley December 22, 2003
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bloody hell

bloody hell is a way of saying "HOLY SHIT GOD DAMMIT" or something of that sort without swearing and sounding cool at the same time.
"bloody hell, that looks brilliant"
by Haley March 30, 2004
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Bocka

Danny Devito is Bocka.
by Haley May 05, 2004
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Skank Banger

A male who is attracted females who tend to be overly skanky.
by Haley November 19, 2003
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