haley's definitions

Hailie Jade

The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.

by Haley August 4, 2003

gobble the goose

oral sex

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!

by haley December 30, 2003

fangirl

A female fan of an actor and/or fictional character. Usually between the ages of 12-14. Is known to utter high-pitched sounds whenever the object of their obsession's name is mentioned. Claims that, "IM reelly gona marry him cuz we R ment 2 b!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!@#$347903458134!@!@!" Uses excessive amounts of punctuation. This condition is usually just a phase and doesn't generally last extremely long. However, in the more severe cases the fangirl can go on in her fangirlyness for years on end.

Beatles Mania.

by Haley June 6, 2004

shawacked

Shwacked meaning really high on drugs. Comes from the word wacked. Shwacked is just funner to say

I was so shwacked last night i danced with glow sticks and ripped my shirt off

by Haley May 26, 2004

Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!

Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"

by Haley November 9, 2003

coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).

I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!

by Haley May 20, 2004

got me on oxygen

the single most entertaining and beautiful livejournal in the entire history of the site itself. (also lyric from ricker and the sexecutioners).

SHIT MAN! did you read gotmeonoxygen today?!

by Haley February 3, 2005