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Ariel McDermott

somtimes dumb and immature and embarrassing, but thats what makes her so much fun. Ariel!! you're my best friend!!!!
Me:"hi Ariel!"
Ariel: "you're a turd! No, im just kidding, have some money!"
Me: "Yay!"
by Haley November 9, 2003
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kissh

n.
"kiss" when spoken to a girlfriend who is mad at you because you've probably been out thinking with your dick again.
"Aww, baby, lemme just kissh you goodnight at least!"
by Haley December 17, 2003
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coochi crisis

When you want to get with your "fuckbuddy" but that person is either not available or is sampling the other fish in the sea( but you're not mad about him sampling the other fish, just that you were not the FIRST choice.).
I'm having a coochi crisis right in the middle of class!
by Haley May 20, 2004
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bloody hell

bloody hell is a way of saying "HOLY SHIT GOD DAMMIT" or something of that sort without swearing and sounding cool at the same time.
"bloody hell, that looks brilliant"
by Haley March 29, 2004
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fangirl

A female fan of an actor and/or fictional character. Usually between the ages of 12-14. Is known to utter high-pitched sounds whenever the object of their obsession's name is mentioned. Claims that, "IM reelly gona marry him cuz we R ment 2 b!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!@#$347903458134!@!@!" Uses excessive amounts of punctuation. This condition is usually just a phase and doesn't generally last extremely long. However, in the more severe cases the fangirl can go on in her fangirlyness for years on end.
by Haley June 6, 2004
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gobble the goose

susie loooovvvveeees to gobble charlie's goose!
by haley December 30, 2003
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Hailie Jade

The daughter and lyrical inspiration to white rapper Eminem. Apparently the only good thing to come out of marriage to Kim.
by Haley August 4, 2003
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