gunkglumb's definitions

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

darling

A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.

Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...

by Gunkglumb July 18, 2008

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

flush and run

A flush and run is a hand in the game of royal flush, where you get three cards of the same color that are consecutive.
This is the second most potent hand in the game, after the royal flush itself.

An king, a queen and a jack, and I had one of the best flush and runs ever!

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

copper-T

A product of population control in India, and an item of great mystery to high school kids, and cooper-T is a T shaped strip of copper inserted into the sac of a female, to ensure non-fertilisation. The arms of the T are highly coiled. This has a 97% sucess rate. The copper deactivates the sperm, and the coiled arms are a physical barrier to prevent fertilisation.

Copper T is not in use now. It was never in use, actually.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

oh fuck

An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.

mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005