Baloon

A thing commonly used in birthday parties where people get horny but there are no condoms around. Particularly painful if the neck isn't cut out and particularly ineffective if the neck is.
Hence, also used as a slang for condoms, used when having a conversation over the phone that you don't want your parents to hear.
I got a pack of baloons today for the party.
by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005
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Ranger

The surviving men of the west from the Tolkein's universe. The last surviving members of the numenorean race on Middle Earth.
by Gunkglumb July 25, 2008
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sags

A slang for the scrotum.
Balls.
He kicked my sags.

NOT he kicked me in the sags.
by Gunkglumb June 08, 2005
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snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.
Just blame it on a snooker.
by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005
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copper-T

A product of population control in India, and an item of great mystery to high school kids, and cooper-T is a T shaped strip of copper inserted into the sac of a female, to ensure non-fertilisation. The arms of the T are highly coiled. This has a 97% sucess rate. The copper deactivates the sperm, and the coiled arms are a physical barrier to prevent fertilisation.
Copper T is not in use now. It was never in use, actually.
by Gunkglumb June 09, 2005
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geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.
Memoirs of a Geisha
by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006
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phoon

1) v. phooning is the act of striking a pose where all the limbs are bent at the joints, and the body is bent forward at the waist. One of the arms is rotted towards the front, and the other is rotated towards the back. The foot not touching the ground hangs over your butt. Both arms should be on opposite sides, it doesen't matter which one is towards the front or back.
2) n. the picture of a phooning person
1) My friend asked me to phoon for him
2) MY friend uploaded my phoon on the net
by Gunkglumb June 02, 2005
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