gummer stumps's definitions
1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the gummer stumpsmug. plural murakins
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
A loudmouth American Tourist. As defined by the way they repeatedly remind others where they are from and how things are different where they are. Usually with a mid-west or southern accent.
I'm a murakin and we don't do it that way.
How much is that in a murakin dollars?
Don't you people speak a murakin?
How much is that in a murakin dollars?
Don't you people speak a murakin?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the Murakinmug. similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.
by Gummer Stumps August 24, 2010
Get the frosted cupcakemug. The airport screeners who frisk you for concealed items before or after walking through the scanners or metal detectors. Also known as friskarista.
by gummer stumps November 25, 2010
Get the Junkhandlermug. the act of rubbing one's erection between the spread buttocks of your partner after having ejaculated between them.
"After giving her a good reaming, Brock spread her cheeks and splooged between them gave himself a dirty cleaver fro her to clean up...the Dude' got coolatude!
by Gummer Stumps October 20, 2010
Get the dirty cleavermug. A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by gummer stumps November 24, 2010
Get the Blogosapienmug. Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.
Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the baristaristmug.