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similar to a pearl necklace but limited to the face/head; also known as a facial but not as derogative and also encompasses ones face and hair.
by Gummer Stumps August 24, 2010
Get the frosted cupcake mug.A person or persons who, as a full time activity, post inane unfiltered information about themself and or what they think, have thought or are thinking presently on websites known as blogs.
You really need to get out of the house, you spend too much time on your blog, your turning into a turning into a blogosapien.
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
Hilton Perez is the ultimate blogosapien...seriously who cares what he has to say!
by gummer stumps November 24, 2010
Get the Blogosapien mug.plural ex-bennies
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.
Same definition as ex with benefits. Word play with Eggs Benedict's colloquial from eggs-benny(ies).
Interestingly similarity with the dish and the ex. Both are occasional, comfortable and familiar.
Great weekend, had the ex-benny over for lunch, she spent the weekend if you know what I mean.
It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?
It's not easy when they've got their ex-bennies, they get it all and no commitments, how do you compete?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the ex-benny mug.as in liposuction i.e. the removal of fat but used in regards to the removal or draining of fact and or substance from any given situation.
"Did you read that article about that congressman, man they totally lipoed the truth."
"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"
"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"
"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
"They did a rewrite of my character and he ended up so lipoed, he was irrelevant to the story"
"The long weekend lipoed my bank account, I'm broke!"
"..then he woke up, and the bitch lipoed the apartment, Dude it was all gone!"
by Gummer Stumps October 10, 2010
Get the lipoed mug.1. Person or person who live by their Ipod and the hype that comes with it or any product from Apple. Can be seen with the ubiquitous white earphones either both or one hanging from their ear at all times.
2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
2. A product, an advertisement or anything really that copies the look of the or tries to be an Apple product and or Ipod. Usually called I something or is has distinctive white plastic features.
1. Walked on the bus today and there were at least 10 Ipodians zoned out on ITunes
2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?
2. You got to be kidding, an IToaster?
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the Ipodian mug.1. A guy so desperate to get laid that if he had no teeth and she was without arms or legs but had a pulse you'd still want to have sex with her and gum her stumps.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
2. a Norwegian pron star. Not the most sexy or performing star in a porn movie. The dud versus the stud in a pron film.
1. I am so freakin' randy, I don't care if she's a double bagger, I'd gummer stumps!
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
2. man that guy was a real Gummer Stumps...probably paid to be in the movie.
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
Get the gummer stumps mug.Well know affliction of a Barista's wrist who still use the old fashion coffee/espresso machines due to the repeated motion of twisting the filter handle on and off on the group heads. The pain is similar to carpal tunnel but does dissapeat after a while. Prevalent in newbee Baristas in training. Was alleviated a bit with the invention of the right angled version and now eliminated with the arrival of fully electronic espresso machines.
Why the wrist brace?
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
Dude crazy morning, been making double shots like nobody's biz and my wrist is on fire. I gotta touch of baristarist!
by Gummer Stumps July 19, 2010
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