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yoko syndrome

Used to describe the situation when the shit hits the fan and the first person to show up is used as a scapegoat for the problems. Based on the situation- the beatles breaking up. Yoko Ono was blamed by many fans of being the cause. The truth is that she just happened to be there at the time.
guy: Rolls-Royce has gone to shit since the Germans took it over

talking donkey: Their sales were already lower than Bentley. They have become passe. They would still be in the shit if they were still British-owned. You just have a slight case of yoko syndrome.
by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004
mugGet the yoko syndromemug.

banzai

When Japan entered World War II, the KamiKaze pilots and foot soldiers were told to scream BANZAI!!! just before their deaths as a salute to the emporer.

In reality, very few people did this, and just screamed for their mother, the same as all soldiers did.
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
mugGet the banzaimug.

bull in a china shop

Something that destroys everything it touches, the antonym of the midas touch
What's worse than a bull in a china shop? A hedgehog in a condom factory.
by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
mugGet the bull in a china shopmug.

musak

Also musaq. Music played in area's where a prospective customer may purchase a good or service. The mood of the music is made to gently force them to drop their doubts about purchase and co-erce them into buying (or spending more)
TIP: Classical is the best type of musaq for up-market eateries.
by Gumba Gumba February 23, 2004
mugGet the musakmug.

ass licker

1) Someone willing to lick the inside of the buttocks. Yeah, the hole.

2) A sycophant.
Hey ass licker, come lick me out


threnody isn't cool, you're such an ass licker.
by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004
mugGet the ass lickermug.

axl

The cool guy that fronted GNR then got pissed off. Lives in the forest according to MTV.
by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004
mugGet the axlmug.

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