Definitions by gumba gumba
gentleman
(n.) A man of calm demeanor, strong preserve, intellectual thinking, polite yet meaningful speak and a good upbringing. A fighter for the cause of right with words, not guns.
A true gentlemen is a respectable thing to be. A wannabe is a very bad thing to be, since you shall nto be liked.
gentleman by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
le coq
le coq by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
teh seks
teh seks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
moustache
(n.) Facial hair between the upper lip and nose, may link to sideburns but not the chin or else it becomes a beard.
(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
(n.) Whereas a beard is a female used to cover a males homosexuality, a moustache is a slight interest shown, eg casual looking along with other males, usually at just one woman.
Hitler had a moustache
Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
Was Eva Braun a moustache? Probably not. The only gay person hitler ever liked he had killed (Ernst Rohm), see night of long knives
moustache by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
firing blanks
(v.) Shooting a gun loaded with 'blank' rounds that create smoke and noise, but bear no fruit from the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
(v.) Ejaculating/shooting a penis which is impotent (the seminal fluid cannot contain sperm, hence it is 'blank'). After the owner of the penis going through the motions and making noise no fruit is born of the barrel.
firing blanks by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004
what's the time mister wolf?
A cute way of asking the time that distracts someone long enough to be pickpocketed. the source is a ninettenth century childrens playground game particularly popular from the interwar years.
Villain: What's the time mister wolf?
Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.
In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.
Rich old dude: Oh uh, heh, mister wolf, good one. Well it's eight thirty by my watch.
In this time a second villain has swiped the old mans' wallet and watch.
what's the time mister wolf? by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004