tea boy

(n.) The newest entrant to a business place, who is forced to do degrading tasks and mainly runs around after everybody else. Also called a charwola

You are the tea boy, so go buy some milk and make me a cup of tea.

by Gumba Gumba May 23, 2004

literacy

Something which is actually lower in the US than many other countries.

Adult litweracy rates:

USA, Austrailia- over 95%

Cape Verde, Africa -71.6%

Bahrain- 85.2%

Uk, France, Netherlands,Georgia, Eire, Japan, Russia, Nauru, Canada - 99.9%

Azerbaijan- 97.3%

Maldives 93.2%

Sri Lanka - 90.2%

Afghanistan-31.5%

Uzbekistan - 97%

Turkmenistan, Trinidad and Tobago 98%

Barbados- 97.4%
Kyrgyzstan - 97%

South Korea- 98%

North Korea- 99%

Vietnam- 93.7%

Phillipines- 94.6%

Brunei- 89%

Cambodia- 38%

China- 82.2%

Tonga- 93%


That's a selection of countries and their adult literacy rates. Isn't it funny that the USA, who is best represented on this site has a lower literacy rate than the former USSR countries.


I is teh klevar gooboo!

by Gumba Gumba April 08, 2004

schwarzenegger

Hollywood muscleman with an impressive array of bodybuilding titles, including multiple Mr. UNIVERSE, Olympia and World. Even has his own bodybuilding competition. The king of one liners

"If it bleeds, you can kill it"- Predator

"Fuck you, asshole" - Terminator

"Hasta la vista, baby" - T2

"I'll be back"- T1

"AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGHHH"- All his movies

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

mass debating

millions of people in a room arguing over who's gonna go first before they're washed up the urethra with cum and squirted into a sock.

My sperms were mass debating.

by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

so ten minutes ago

See so yesterday


(adj.) bringing up a conversational topic that has already ended.

a: So what do you think about iraqi Priso...


b: oh that was so ten minutes ago... where you been at?

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

seconds

(n.) A second helping of something, such as food or blowjobs.

(n.) Products that have a fault, and have had the price adjusted accordingly. Manufacturers seconds.

I came back for seconds



I found some neat stuff in seconds- a shirt with three arms, trousers with one leg longer than the other, boxers with a hole in the back, boots without bottoms, it ruled!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004

on steroids

When something is on steroids, it is more powerful than it could naturally become, because of some trigger.

That gym-trainer is on anabolic steroids.

The CLK-GTR is a mercedes-Benz on steroids.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004