no dice

Condescending term used to say "You cannot have it"

Guy1: Gimme your gun, Imma waste these fuckers.

Guy2: No dice...

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

HM

His/Her Majesty.


Title given to the highest of the British (and some other) royal families

HM the Queen.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

cumfaced

To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male.

She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

that's the way the cookie crumbles

1) Phrase. Refering to standard procedure or shit happening.

2) never into your mouth

2) Feminazi: where's your dick going?


Skinny geek: where the cookie does not go, I don't go. wtf?


Feminazi: that's right, feminists don't give head.

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

led zepplin

Mispronounciation of Led Zeppelin. As said by hicks and stoned gaurd dogs.

Ruff! Led zepplin!

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

belong to us

Something that has been over-run by the enemy. Usually refered to as "base". Adapted from all your base scenario.

CAR THIEF: All your benz are belong to us!!

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004

skank tank

(n.) A large dumpster at charity shops where crappy clothes go. Peasants can often be seen looting the skank tank.

You're too poor for the charity shop, but you might be able to afford the skank tank round back!

by Gumba Gumba May 30, 2004