Definitions by gumba gumba
puke and rebuke
(n.) A mass excorcism where an obese pastor shouts out random biblic references while a bunch of local vagrants fake a demon inside them in front of the cameras, and throw up all over the church. Good television.
Puke and rebuke, unlike catholic excorcisms, is applied to anyone who wants to be seen to be excorcised on tv.
puke and rebuke by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
excorcism
When demons are removed by prayer. Some excorcisms such as puke and rebuke are obviously faked for the cameras.
The catholic church is extremely sceptical about excorcism, and demands that the patient be checked for all mental illness and health problems before one can be performed.
"The power of Christ compells you"
"The power of Christ compells you"
excorcism by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
snot
Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980.
A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!
B: You idiot!
B: You idiot!
snot by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
irrelevant
I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.
irrelevant by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
in the crosshairs
in the crosshairs by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004
misery insurance
misery insurance by Gumba Gumba August 4, 2004