guidoposse69's definitions

scorpio

The eighth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the scorpion, running from October 24 to November 22.

Scorpio is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

preppy

Adjective used to describe a kid whose family is wealthy and goes to prep school. Some of them attend public high schools and always follow the latest fads and trends, especially with clothing and jewelry that shows their wealth.

Sophia is always sticking to the latest fads and trends. Her parents own an equity firm, and she likes the preppy look.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

Mothers of the 90's

A group of people who are another species of hominids, Homo matresnonagesimae. They are the women who have had their first kid between 1990 and 1999, and are a group of worthless bitches who treat their kids like shit.

I like to hang around the local elementary school at 3:00 each afternoon to watch the Mothers of the 90's quack their jaws at each other.

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

Quagmire

From the animated series "Family Guy," Quagmire is Peter's friend, a sex pervert and pedophile.

Examples of quotes from Quagmire:

Quagmire: How old are you?
Girl: 16.
Quagmire: 18? You're first. Giggedy-giggedy-giggedy!

Peter: I felt guilty about not giving Lois an anniversary present.
Quagmire: I felt guilty once, but she woke up at 11:30.

Cleveland: That reminds me of an episode of Cheers.
Quagmire: I don't remember it. Tuesdays in the 80s I was always in bed by 8, and home by 11. Oh, yeah!

by GuidoPosse69 January 9, 2005

camel toe

A fashion in which a girl wears her clothes so tight around her genitalia that her pussy becomes visible.

The camel toe fad was popular in '03 but in the past two years it has since died out.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

libra

The seventh of the 12 signs of the zodiac, represented by the scales, which runs from September 24 to October 23.

Libra is an air sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005