guidoposse69's definitions

botched

Describing a planned action gone terribly wrong.

He was killed in a botched robbery attempt.

by GuidoPosse69 January 29, 2005

bitched

Used to describe something that has been but into a perverted or bastardized form.

Protestantism is a bitched version of Christianity.

by GuidoPosse69 February 7, 2005

suprema

Used to describe the hottest, sexiest girl you've ever seen. There can be only one suprema at a time.

For the past 11 years, I have found Sandy "Pepa" Denton (of Salt 'N Pepa) to be the suprema.

by GuidoPosse69 February 8, 2005

supersonic hearing

A very painful condition certain babies are born with, myself being one of them. With supersonic hearing, waves from an AM radio cause popping and pain in the ears.

We don't have a radio at home because my daughter has supersonic hearing.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

69

Simultaneous fellatio and cunnilingus - the female sucks the male's dick while he eats her pussy out. Gay and lesbian versions of 69 are also practiced.

How about some 69 with Michael Moore? Supa chow!

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

crops

A privately owned marijuana garden.

The authorities want to burn my crops down.

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005