guidoposse69's definitions

protestantism

A bastardized form of so-called "Christianity."

Lutherans, Methodists and Baptists all practice a form of Protestantism.

by GuidoPosse69 January 26, 2005

pissed

Extremely angry. Feeling like you could kill every Jew in the world.

Quit it. I'm starting to get a little pissed here.

by GuidoPosse69 January 27, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

Mothers of the 90's

A group of people who are another species of hominids, Homo matresnonagesimae. They are the women who have had their first kid between 1990 and 1999, and are a group of worthless bitches who treat their kids like shit.

I like to hang around the local elementary school at 3:00 each afternoon to watch the Mothers of the 90's quack their jaws at each other.

by GuidoPosse69 February 13, 2005

preppie

A young kid whose parents are doctors or other affluent people and can afford to send their child to prep school. Some preppies attend public high schools and their dress reflects their economic status as millionaire's sons/daughters.

Sophia always keeps up with the latest fashions, fads and trends. She likes the preppie look.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

jevita

An urban slang term for a small, young, sexy female.

"Esta jevita tiene tremendo culo" - (Pitbull, 2004)

by GuidoPosse69 March 3, 2005

eat me

The act of telling someone to fuck off by implying an act of anal sex with them.

-Mother: But can't you be nice to people?
-Kid: Eat me!

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005