groupie#1's definitions

roast beef pussy

dark brown vaginal folds, usually asian, but common to any darker women. sometimes due only to used up/beat up vaginas.

i got an asian porn so i could view roast beef pussy.

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

lapdance

to dance on laps.
a person who dances on laps. (a lapdancer, or jamie lapdance)
25 dollars at a strip joint.

my friend spaent $800 at the strip club on many a lapdance, but didnt buy me one!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

wake'n'bake

to hit a bong or pipe filled pot directly after opening your eyes. usually while still in bed. usually someone else pushes pipe in your face.

i was dead all day from the wake'n'bake this afternoon.

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

moose nuckles

when a guys pants are to tight in the crotch and snug up between the ball sack creating two protrusions. the male version of a camel toe.

that guy should not wear a speedo, it gives him moose nuckles!

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006

wakey

to wake up.
to be awake.

wakey wakey, asshole!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

slant eye

slang for asians. derogatory.

those slant eye fucks are taking over midtown!

by groupie#1 September 26, 2006

lazy ninja

when a lazy person waits until a another is sleeping to sneak in and try to have sex with them.

he waited until i was passed out on his couch and then snuck in and pulled the lazy ninja.

by groupie#1 September 22, 2006