griffin's definitions

-0

A nonexistant number but really funny to see on public thermometers.

"It is apparently -0 degrees out..."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

vegetables

A version of "vegetables" only said with Latin pronunciation. Should be used when referring to Latin.

"We had vegetables in Latin class today."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

Agnostic

n. One who neither acknowledges nor refutes the existence of God

The Agnostic didn't worry about the afterlife, only that which he was living

by Griffin January 17, 2004

_

An underscore. Quite often used in the making of usernames. Otherwise useless.

"GriffinClaw was taken so I made my username Griffin_Claw."

by Griffin February 28, 2005

fergo

fergo, v.

To fist a pig, and eat if for breakfast. And enjoy it.

fergo-ing, g, The act or instance of fergoing.

He really likes to fergo.

I nearly threw up when I saw him fergoing.

by Griffin July 22, 2004

herbosexual

Somebody who has a (sexual) affinity with plants; a tree humper

"The herbosexual looked longingly at the mighty oak."

by Griffin May 13, 2005

lemon wedge

A game of quick thinking and adjective/noun pairs (or humorous inside jokes).

Gameplay: Two or more opponents square off by listing ridiculously random things that usually follow a 2 syllable - 1 syllable pattern (e.g. lem-mon wedge) Exceptions may be made to this pattern. No pair may be used twice. If the game is played via paper, the obligatory elipsis (...) must be used. Ninja moves may be executed during physical play.

Winning: To win, your opponent(s) must run out of ideas or repeat a pair that has already been said. To win you must say, "Lemon wedge, I win!" Or something to that extent. (e.g. "Lemon wedge, I pwn!" or "Lemon wedge, you got vanquished!")

1) Lemon... wedge...
2) Shovel... head...
3) Fifty... six...
4) Jingle... sandwich...
5) Et... cetera...

by Griffin May 13, 2005