turd burglar

a person u comes in the middle of the nite with a plunger and steals ur turds out of ur toilet
YOur such a turd burglar
by gretchen August 31, 2003
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Aphrodite

A fantastic person! Kind, generous, friendly, gorgeous, sexy, intelligent... and that's her bad qualities! :-D She is the most beautiful person in the world. She is very funny, sometimes strange but it's sweet.A girl who makes life worthwile who its so easy to fall in love with you wonder why not everyone does, a girl whose so beautiful you can't take your eyes of her with out missing her and thinking about her every second of everyday. A goddess who makes it seem like there isn't a need for anyone else. A girl who makes you feel like everything is gonna be alright.The most amazing girl ever to live. One that is constantly on your mind now matter how hard you try not to think of her. One for whom it is worth enduring the pain of being so far away for so long just for one glimps of her.Incredibly wacky, kind, sarcastic, and fun to be with.
Aphrodite is my best friend, Kristin. You're stuck with that bitch Amber. HAHAHA! I BET YOU WISH THAT YOU HAD A BEST FRIEND LIKE APHRODITE NOW!
by Gretchen May 27, 2004
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on and crackin

1. You are going to kick someone's butt.

2. We are going to party hard.

3. Essencially getting something started.

1. Oh, you want to hang up in my face? Its on and crackin!

2. After I get off work, I am going to the liquor bank and it is on and crackin.
by Gretchen March 26, 2003
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ass

People who drive slow in the fast lane.
by Gretchen March 21, 2003
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kicklets

one that kicks chickens. one that also kicks one self. A person that thinks he or she is very smart.
by gretchen February 02, 2005
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Suzy

Beautiful with a great personality, this person will make your heart melt.
I love my Suzy till the day I die
by gretchen December 18, 2004
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transcriptrix

A female who transcribes, especially one who transcribes LiveJournal PhonePosts
I need a hot transcriptrix to help transcribe all of my PhonePosts!
by Gretchen January 19, 2004
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