gregben's definitions

Obsidian

A naturally occurring glass that forms when lava extruded from a volcano cools rapidly with minimal crystal growth.

It is an igneous material that contains Nga (niggatronium) hence it’s blackish appearance.
It also contains C (carbon).

Teacher: Mt. Kilauea’s lava turns black after colling.

Student: Cool.

Teacher: Because it’s made up of obsidian.

Student: Wow.

by gregben September 17, 2023

Cum Bucket

A restaurant that nobody goes to but a prick who always fails to steal the secret formula.
It's located right near the Krusty Krap, home of the krappy patties.

Mr. Kraps: You failed to steal me secret formula, so now you're going back to the cum bucket.
Wankton: Oh great.

by gregben August 22, 2022

Octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon

A polygon with 8008135 sides.

One interior angle is

179.999955046 degrees.
One exterior angle is

0.00004495428 degrees.

Even though it looks like a circle, it’s a really funny polygon.
It’s also known as a boobiepentagon for the very reason you perceive looking at the number.

The octamegaoctachiliahectatriacontapentagon is an extremely funny shape believe it or not.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Blue Mooning

The act of showing your full moon (butt) the second time in a month.

You: Did you see the blue moon.
Me: Yeah, and I was blue mooning my friend.

by gregben October 8, 2023

Fuckamile

Also known as a sexamile.
69 miles.

I drive a fuckamile to fucking work.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Hoe Sniffer

A person that fights fires sluts causes at places and makes out with other firefighters.

Hoe sniffer: I am putting out fires.
Hoe: Um why?
Hoe sniffer: To keep everyone safe.
Hoe: Like are fires even dangerous.

by gregben March 10, 2022

Gloria Breastefan

A Latin popstar with big boobs.
She's the queen of Latin pop.

Gloria Breastefan is the queen of Latin poop.

by gregben July 26, 2022