A giantess with big breasts floating at sea until she crashed into a dick iceberg and sank (drowned).
Greg: There was a woman named Tittanic.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.
Ben: Where is she now?
Greg: She sank.
Ben: You mean she drowned.
Greg: Well yes.
by gregben April 30, 2023
The biggest dildo ever made by man.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
It was capable of fucking the sky to take people (such as the Crapollo and Fapollo asstronauts) to the Moon.
It fucked the sky harder than men could ever fuck women.
It created the most extreme form of rape by all definitions (such as sky rape and ear rape).
It was so powerful that even the Muslims heard and felt it’s almighty power, making them shout ALLAHU AKBAR until it disappeared into space.
Ben: I find dildos interesting to search on.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
Gregory: Do you remember the Saturn 5?
Ben: Yeah, it took men to the Moon?
Gregory: I remember.
Ben: That must’ve been the biggest and most powerful dildo ever made.
Gregory: It sure was, and it could be felt so many miles away.
Ben: It must’ve raped everyone harder than anything else could.
Gregory: Yeah, even from miles away.
by gregben February 07, 2022
National Fuck/Fucking League.
An event where fuckers fuck one another to get scores and win the game.
An event where fuckers fuck one another to get scores and win the game.
by gregben September 18, 2023
The darkest manmade material in existence.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).
Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.
With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.
It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
It’s made up of C (carbon) nanotubes containing Nga (niggatronium, the darkest element in nature).
Vanta is an acronym for Vertically Aligned Nanotube Arrays.
Therefore each space on those C nanotubes are filled with Nga.
With all the C nanotubes and Nga aligned and combined, vantablack absorbs 99.965% of all incident light, meaning 99.965% of the total material making up vantablack is Nga.
It’s far darker than charcoal and even the blackest African niggas.
Student: I thought charcoal was dark until you told me about the exoplanet TrES-2 b after that solar eclipse I watched.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
Teacher: Well charcoal is nowhere near as dark as vantablack besides TrES-2 b.
Student: What’s that?
Teacher: The darkest material ever made by man.
Student: How much light does it absorb?
Teacher: 99.965% of all light.
Student: Does that mean it’s almost all niggatronium?
Teacher: Yes, 99.965% niggatronium.
Student: Oh my god.
by gregben June 11, 2021
Jennie: Can you take off my clothes?
Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.
Jack: Why?
Jennie: I have a vagimpostor unfortunately.
Jack: Oh my?
Jennie: I know, I wish my real vagina wasn’t hidden.
Jack: I see.
by gregben July 07, 2021
A tetraëteris is the Greek name for the period in 4 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs 2 weeks earlier, defined as 49 synodic months, 52.961595389901795 sidereal months, 53.174596199249 draconic months, 52.513969931831795 anomalistic months, and 1,446.998810185187 days.
Though if you intercalate it, you get 50 synodic months, 54.04244427541 sidereal months, 54.25979204005 draconic months, 53.58568360390999 anomalistic months, and 1,476.52939814815 days.
If you go halfway between 49 and 50 synodic months, you get 49 1/2 synodic months, which’s 53.5020198326559 sidereal months, 53.717194119649506 draconic months, 53.0498267678709 anomalistic months, and 1,461.7641041666686 days, which makes up half of an octaëteris, leading from a new/full moon to a full/new moon less than 1 day later.
Which’s just about 4 full synodic revolutions of Uranus, and leads from a new/full moon to a full/new moon within 15 days later.
The tetraëteris has been used for the Olympic games in that if the Olympic games of a games occurred 49 synodic months after the last events, then the next games would occur 50 synodic months later, then 49 more later, and then 50, vice versa, as 49 + 50 = 99 synodic months, making an octaëteris.
Though if you intercalate it, you get 50 synodic months, 54.04244427541 sidereal months, 54.25979204005 draconic months, 53.58568360390999 anomalistic months, and 1,476.52939814815 days.
If you go halfway between 49 and 50 synodic months, you get 49 1/2 synodic months, which’s 53.5020198326559 sidereal months, 53.717194119649506 draconic months, 53.0498267678709 anomalistic months, and 1,461.7641041666686 days, which makes up half of an octaëteris, leading from a new/full moon to a full/new moon less than 1 day later.
Which’s just about 4 full synodic revolutions of Uranus, and leads from a new/full moon to a full/new moon within 15 days later.
The tetraëteris has been used for the Olympic games in that if the Olympic games of a games occurred 49 synodic months after the last events, then the next games would occur 50 synodic months later, then 49 more later, and then 50, vice versa, as 49 + 50 = 99 synodic months, making an octaëteris.
Ben: If we didn't have COVID-19, the Tokyo Summer Olympics would've occurred in 2020.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: Because the French Summer Olympics is happening between July 26 and August 11 in 2024.
Gregory: Ikr?
Ben: Because the Greeks knew the Moon was useful for calculating the Olympics.
Gregory: How do you know that?
Ben: Because they used the tetraëteris and octaëteris calendars.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Well the London Summer Olympics took place between July 27 and August 12th in 2012 and the Rio Summer Olympics took place between August 5 and 21 in 2016.
Gregory: Looks like modern adjustments for the Olympic calendars.
Ben: Yeah.
Gregory: Well yeah.
Ben: Because the French Summer Olympics is happening between July 26 and August 11 in 2024.
Gregory: Ikr?
Ben: Because the Greeks knew the Moon was useful for calculating the Olympics.
Gregory: How do you know that?
Ben: Because they used the tetraëteris and octaëteris calendars.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Well the London Summer Olympics took place between July 27 and August 12th in 2012 and the Rio Summer Olympics took place between August 5 and 21 in 2016.
Gregory: Looks like modern adjustments for the Olympic calendars.
Ben: Yeah.
by gregben October 03, 2023
The moment where Jesus Fucking Christ comes to rape all Jewish and Satanists.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.
Only Christians are spared and go to Heaven while the Jewish and Satanists go to Hell.
by gregben October 16, 2022