gregben's definitions

Vajune

The month the hottest season begins in.

Girls and women start taking off their clothes and strip at the start of Summer and onward.

Vajune also marks a spike in orgies and other sexual activities involving the vagina.

Person 1: It’s that month of the year.
Person 2: Yes, it’s Vajune and we’re having sex in the city this Summer.

by gregben July 6, 2021

Sexamarijuanagram

69420 grams (g).
Denoted as sxmjg in in the International System of Units (SI).
138840 g = 2 sxmjg.

Most adult men and weed smokers weigh around a sexamarijuanagram.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Whorientation

The angle at which you'll have sex with your partner.

Ben: What are you doing.
Greg: I'm making out with my girlfriend, I just need to get my dick into the right whorientation.
Ben: Okay.

by gregben August 14, 2023

Sexapound

69 pounds (lbs).

In the British Imperial and US Customary systems, it’s denoted as sxlb.

2 sxlbs is 138 lbs.

I lost a sexapound between 3 and 4 months.
Meanwhile, this woman gained a sexapound during pregnancy.

by gregben September 13, 2023

Whordon Ramsay

A British chef who's always crazy and trying to get attention to people who don't care about him or his food.
His father was high on alcohol and drugs.

Whordon Ramsay is a total attention whore.

by gregben October 29, 2022

Poosical

A musical with bad acting, bad dialogue, bad setup, bad story line and bad tracks.
The actors and actresses can’t even act and there’s no good story or anything worth making us watching it.

Ben: This school musical was such a flop.
Greg: Yeah, I know, it was a poosical.

by gregben June 7, 2021