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Definitions by gregben

Dickscotheque 

A place where gay people party together, dance, and get sexually excited.
You: Wanna go party?
Me: Yeah, let's go to the dickscotheque and dance
Dickscotheque by gregben August 21, 2022

Trader Hoe's 

A grocery store for promiscuous women who want condoms, tampons, etc.
Gregory: I got tampons for my wife.
Ben: Where did you buy them.
Gregory: Trader Hoe's.
Trader Hoe's by gregben August 21, 2022

Joni Bitchell 

The sweetest bitch you'll ever hear.
Her voice gives you erections and makes you wanna cum and masturbate.
It's ASMR at its finest.
You will fap to the beat of her music.
Joni Bitchell: Don't it always seem to go that you don't know what you've got till it's gone, they paved paradise and put up a fucking lot.
Me: Ooh uh uh uh, ooh uh uh uh.
Joni Bitchell by gregben August 14, 2022

Gloria Breastefan 

A Latin popstar with big boobs.
She's the queen of Latin pop.
Gloria Breastefan is the queen of Latin poop.
Gloria Breastefan by gregben July 26, 2022

Pelicunt 

A sea creature that poops flies over people just to poop on them for being cunts.
A sea creature that acts like an annoying little cunt.
A sea creature that sounds like it's constantly moaning as if having sex no matter what it's doing.
A sea creature that distracts you from your summer vacation.
You: I went to the beach to swim in the ocean, but these pelicunts are getting in the way.
Me: Would you pelicunts just shut up.
Pelicunt by gregben July 26, 2022
A rock band known for their erotic nature of giving the audience heart pounding music, which makes anyone either piss their pants (hence the band name) or give handsome guys erections and banging on hot chicks til beef curtains form in their pussies.
Piss plays the song I Wanna Fuck a Whore, sending the boyz and girlz moaning and throwing an orgy.
PISS: I WANNA FUCK A WHORE ALL NIGHT AND ORGY EVERYDAY!
Gregory: These whores are being fucked all night.
Ben: I know, it’s an orgy all night long.
PISS by gregben July 2, 2022

Mooning Glory 

An erection caused by the arousal from the mooning of another person.
You can’t help but masturbate as long as the other person keeps showing his/her ass, a.k.a. full moon.
You: I have the weirdest boner.
Me: That’s mooning glory you’re having.
Mooning Glory by gregben June 20, 2022