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A medical condition similar to the respiratory condition asthma, but in the form of a bowel and anal condition where your anal sphincter is blocked and you can't fart properly or at all.
Ben: My friend hasn't farted in a long time.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.
Greg: Oh, he has assma.
Ben: Oh no.
Greg: I hope he feels better.
by gregben December 12, 2021
Get the Assmamug. You: These brothers just started fighting after getting engaged.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.
Me: that’s bad bromance you’re seeing.
by gregben February 18, 2022
Get the Bad Bromancemug. A diëteris or biëteris is the Greek name for the period over 2 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 8 years later.
It corresponds to 25 synodic months,
2.0213017935214 sidereal months, 27.129896020025 draconic months, 26.792841801954996 anomalistic months, and 738.264699074075 days.
It’s the result of intercalating 2 lunar years (which’s 24 synodic months, 1.9404497217805439 sidereal months, 26.044700179224 draconic months,
25.721128129876796, and 708.734111111112 days).
It approximates 2 synodic periods of Uranus, meaning 2 new/full moons in opposite/conjunction with Uranus occur a diëteris apart.
Though adding an extra synodic month forms a long diëteris, which is 28.1020710232132 sidereal months, 28.215091860826 draconic months, 27.864555474033196 anomalistic months, and 767.7952870370381 days, and is sometimes useful for calculating oppositions with Mars.
It corresponds to 25 synodic months,
2.0213017935214 sidereal months, 27.129896020025 draconic months, 26.792841801954996 anomalistic months, and 738.264699074075 days.
It’s the result of intercalating 2 lunar years (which’s 24 synodic months, 1.9404497217805439 sidereal months, 26.044700179224 draconic months,
25.721128129876796, and 708.734111111112 days).
It approximates 2 synodic periods of Uranus, meaning 2 new/full moons in opposite/conjunction with Uranus occur a diëteris apart.
Though adding an extra synodic month forms a long diëteris, which is 28.1020710232132 sidereal months, 28.215091860826 draconic months, 27.864555474033196 anomalistic months, and 767.7952870370381 days, and is sometimes useful for calculating oppositions with Mars.
Ben: The Moon is with Uranus in just about every diëteris.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because a diëteris compares to 2 synodic periods of Uranus.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Yet the last full moon of 2022 went in front of Mars and that will happen again before my 30th birthday in 2025.
Gregory: That's cool.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Because a diëteris compares to 2 synodic periods of Uranus.
Gregory: Interesting.
Ben: Yet the last full moon of 2022 went in front of Mars and that will happen again before my 30th birthday in 2025.
Gregory: That's cool.
by gregben October 3, 2023
Get the Diëterismug. 69 dollars.
Me: How much are these tickets worth?
You: A sexadollar.
Me: What does that mean?
You: It's 69 dollars.
You: A sexadollar.
Me: What does that mean?
You: It's 69 dollars.
by gregben September 17, 2023
Get the Sexadollarmug. Gregory: I haven't seen anything like that?
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.
Ben: Well that sign's shaped like a fuckagon.
Gregory: I see.
by gregben May 27, 2023
Get the Fuckagonmug. 420 minutes.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.
7 hours.
The amount of time spent smoking marijuana (weed) on 420-day (April 20) and beyond.
by gregben September 13, 2023
Get the Marijuanaminutemug.