Whorassment

The act of being aggressive toward whores.

This man committed sexual whorassment toward whores.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.

NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.

by gregben September 18, 2023

Paris Hellton

A female celebrity with a voice that makes you want to go to hell.
All she says is That’s Hot, or is it That Shot or That Thot?

Ben: Paris Hellton has the most annoying raspy voice I’ve ever heard.
Gregory: She sure doesn’t deserve her fame.

by gregben February 20, 2022

Hexainch

6 inches (6”).
1/2 of a foot (1/2’).

Me: My penis is typically a hexainch long.
You: I see.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Hexaëteris

A hexaëteris is the Greek name for the period within 6 tropical years where the Moon phase occurs around 6 days earlier.

It corresponds to 74 synodic months, 79.9828175276068 sidereal months, 80.30449221927401 draconic months, 79.30681173378679 anomalistic months, and 2,185.2635092592623 days.

Ben: The ultra supermoon 2016 was marked by the last lunar eclipse of 2022 after a hexaëteris.
Gregory: You know your stuff man.
Ben: Not to mention the last lunar eclipse of 2021 was a hexaëteris after my oldest grandfather's 81st birthday in 2015.
Gregory: Wow.

by gregben October 03, 2023

Cocktave

The interval between one spit and another during ejaculation at double the amount of semen cumming out.
It happens when you perform a beat accompanied by the sound of fapping (heard during masturbation).

You: I have to go to my bedroom.

Me: Why?
You: I’m playing in bed and performing in cocktaves.

by gregben March 13, 2022

Somebody’s Fucking Me

A 1984 song by Cockwell that Michael Jackson danced to.
It’s about a person getting fucked by a stalker and rapist.
It’s his only song on top of the charts, making him a one hit wonder.

Cockwell: I always feel like somebody’s fucking me.
Michael Jackson: OOH!!! OOH!!!

by gregben February 21, 2022