gregben's definitions

dicksco

A dance genre that stimulates sexual arousal and involves hanging the disco balls, which involves dipping balls in glitter and teabagging the people.

You: Are you playing music?
Me: Yeah, I’m playing dicksco.
You: You wanna dance?
Me: YES! I Wanna dance with somebody to dicksco.

by gregben June 5, 2021

Sexafoot

69 feet (69’).
828 inches (828”).
21 meters 3 centimeter 1 millimeter 200 micrometers (21 m 3 cm 1 mm 200 µm).

Ben: A new record was made for the world’s tallest sandcastle.
Gregory: How tall.
Ben: About 5 inches past a sexafoot.
Gregory: And where?
Ben: Denmark.
Gregory: That’s interesting.

by gregben October 17, 2023

Sexade

Also known as a sexayear.
69 years.
It’s also a fuckade for that reason.

David Bowie lived for a sexade.

by gregben September 12, 2023

Erectropop

The best pop subgenre for keeping everyone excited with its arousing beats and orgasmic vocals.
You can play it at orgies with shirtless dudes and chicks and bang with them to the beats.
You can have the best time of your life playing erectropop music.

Ben: I’m bored.
Gregory: Well maybe you should listen to some music.
Ben: Yes, I’m gonna listen to erectropop, it’s fun.

by gregben September 9, 2021

Kurt Cocaine

The man from Nirvana that drank so much cocaine that he committed suicide from it.

Ben: Kurt Cocaine was such a legend.
Gregory: I will always miss him and his voice in Nirvana.
Ben: R.I.P. Kurt Cocaine.

by gregben February 26, 2022

Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.

You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Crap Crap Slide

A song and dance craze that keeps you crapping.

DJ Assper: Crap to the left, Crap to the right, Piss off!
Me: The crap crap slide got me crapping.

by gregben March 10, 2022