Definitions by gregben

Niggy Bank

A black piggy bank.
Made in Africa.

Flynn: How much money do you have in your niggy bank?
Roger: 69 cents.

Niggy Bank by gregben September 19, 2023

Simpie Plan 

An accidental misspelling that’ll trigger simps of Simple Plan.

What’s New Scooby Doo is Simpie Plan’s biggest song.

Simpie Plan by gregben September 19, 2023

Shitellite

A piece of shit sent into orbit.
Often mistaken for space junk.

NASA: The ISS got hit by a piece of space junk.
Me: No, that’s just a shitellite.

Shitellite by gregben September 18, 2023

Breastquake 

When a woman’s breast jiggles to the point of wreaking havoc in everything else.
Usually as a result of harsh sexual activity.

Me: Did you just feel that breastquake.
You: Yeah.
Me: It damaged my room.

Breastquake by gregben September 18, 2023

Sexabeat 

69 beats.

This song is played at a sexabeat per minute (69BPM).

Sexabeat by gregben September 17, 2023

Kilobeat

1000 beats.

This song is played at a kilobeat per minute (1000 BPM).

Kilobeat by gregben September 17, 2023

138 BPM 

The magic tempo for club and trance music.
Because it's 2 sexabeats per minute.
1 sexabeat is 69 beats (seximo).
It's the most common heart rate during sex.

Trance is typically played at 138 BPM (which's 2 SBPM).

138 BPM by gregben September 17, 2023