greg's definitions

cuntfart

The sound and smell of a fish after it is caught and brought onboard of a boat, then burps.

Greg was shocked when the tuna on his line performed a cuntfart

by Greg December 26, 2003

unstoppable

the ultimate in something being kick-ass or sweet. possibly taken from the unstoppable juggernaut of x-men fame.

angelina jolie's lips are unstoppable

by Greg March 13, 2004

Pvan

The Pvan is short for the Party Van where at anytime you have a blunt rolled up just hop in the van and spark the biotch and get the party started

Yo mikey you wanna kick it in the pvan ?

by greg March 15, 2004

stuph

Kooler way of spelling "stuff"

i took my stuph to my friends house

by greg January 20, 2004

Karl Walker

When your friend invites you out several nights in a row for a long night of drinking and you decline. Then, on Sunday, he declines your offer for 1 beer and you call him a pussy.

Me? Pussy? Dude, I've been out drinking late every night this week, yo, and you had to sit at home and wash your hair...don't pull a Karl Walker by calling me a puss.

by Greg February 11, 2005

solar powered laserbeam guitar

A phrase shouted following a moment of absolute rockitude, like a giant robot punching another giant robot through a building. Best performed with furious air guitar and a hair-metal screech.

"Dude! That giant robot just got punched through a building by another giant robot!"

"SOLAR POWERED LASERBEAM GUITAR!!!"

by Greg September 10, 2005

Paint Chips

A fun snack, especially for children that are products of inter-family realationships and philip.

Cletis' son love to eat paint chips.

by Greg December 5, 2003