greg's definitions

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

Funboy

Unlike the other people seem to suggest for this entry, a funboy is not necessarily gay. He is more of a metrosexual; the kind of really stylish guys that dress in expensive clothes like they might be gay, but are just really stylish.

I saw a couple funboys headed to the club wearing their cashmere and pink polo shirts.

by greg January 3, 2004

falcity

A lie. A non-truth.
(see also untruthatude)

yo baby, who told you I was wit her. That there is a falcity, I only want you.

by Greg February 10, 2004

bitchcakes

affectionate insult

Oy! Bitchcakes!

by greg November 20, 2003

Gaz Coombes

singer dude from Supergrass

oh aye gaz coombes, he'll be your doctor.

by greg April 7, 2005

Techy

1. Possessing amazing cleverness or coolness.
2. Something unusually good but not often used.
3. Mostly said in a sarcastic tone to mock or decry bad magic players or good players who made a mistake.

"You run Ark of Blight in Mono Green? Thats techy as hell!"
"Goblins with Empyrial Plate? Thats techy, lemme tell ya."

by Greg December 7, 2003

wormhole

Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.

Captain Kirk flew his spaceship into the wormhole.

by Greg May 1, 2004