greg's definitions

venezuelan shower

A shower that last less than 3 minutes.

Referencing the 3 minute shower limit by Hugo Chavez.

Quote from Hugo Chavez 'Some people sing in the shower, in the shower half an hour. No kids, three minutes is more than enough. I've counted, three minutes, and I don't stink,' he said during a televised Cabinet meeting.'

Scott used all the hot water and I was forced to take a Venezuelan shower.

by GReg April 27, 2014

Rojer

one of the (if not the most) dumbest, clueless kids alive

"Um...I dont get it"

by Greg February 17, 2004

Jimmy Buffett

The single greatest artist of all time. Best listened to when drinking alcohol, preferably whiskey. Often played by Kurt Legel minutes before he passes out, or in other words, after his first shot.

Kurt put on Jimmy Buffett just as he passed out on the floor.

by Greg March 28, 2005

otter fucker

a person who engages sexual intercourse with an otter

1)oi you otter fucker stop fucking that fucking otter

2) i am an otter fucker

by greg June 27, 2006

sack of wine

Sack of Wine is another way of calling someone a twat or retard!
Word originates from the film Troy, Brad pitt uses this word towards a soldier

U Sack of wine, Why Did you do that?

by Greg November 23, 2004

Coco

The sexiest and smartest man alive!

The Coco's are closer than the "Lilo's"

by Greg March 6, 2005

Serpent Night Fiend

A deceptive; person like a snake, that sneeks out at night to go get stoned, but they seem to not have a drug problem.

I think she might be a serpent night fiend because every time I call, after dark, I get the machine.

by Greg June 28, 2004