greg's definitions

Steens

1. Another word for Stevens Institute of Technology in Hoboken, New Jersey.
2. A place where herbs gather.
3. Poorest excuse for a college, or institute.

Originated: William Stahlin's Accounting class. The desk had a 'stevens' logo that was missing the 'v', thus giving birth to the term, 'Steeeens"

Can I actually get a job if I graduate from Steens???

by Greg October 3, 2004

Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.

by greg March 19, 2005

vesin

Somebody who has never done any illegal drugs.

"Hey, are you a vesin?"

"Hell no, I've been doin' pot since I was in 8th grade."

by greg February 10, 2004

Mise

to obtain, particularly in a very fortunate way or at a fortunate time.

"Where did you get that car?" "I mised it hardcore off that idiot down the street."

by Greg November 2, 2003

Niven

A mathematical expression equalling exactly one and one half (1 1/2).

"The plank of wood is niven feet long."

by Greg November 19, 2003

bobsled

When you're doing a girl on the top of the stairs from behind and you randomly grab her arms and put them behind her back and ride her down the stairs.

Felica broke her jaw because I gave her the bobsled last night

by Greg August 22, 2003

skinbag

Refers to a friend who never buys his round of drinks, always has an excuse for being short of cash and never pays back what you lend him. The skinbag isn't necessarily a bad guy, they just don't see the fault with their poor cash-etiquette.

Don't invite Matt out tonight, he's a total skinbag.

by Greg May 1, 2004