greg's definitions

eat peaches

to eat pussy

"Listen, I don't eat peaches. But the way you look tonight, I just might take a bite." - DirtBag (from Monica's "Get it Off")

by Greg May 1, 2004

silent but deadly

something that, when combined with a dutch oven maneouver, is an excessive use of deadly force.

easy elevator clearance...

by Greg April 29, 2004

fall

an unfortunate loss of vertical condition as a result of dimished co-ordination.

Dude, get up...

by Greg April 29, 2004

fishing

sitting in a boat like an idiot.

often involves drinking in a boat like an idiot...

by Greg April 29, 2004

International House of Pancakes

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP

I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.

by Greg April 25, 2004

gas mask

When you cup your hand around a fart and enclose the hand around your friend's, girlfriend's, or any number of people's nose and mouth.

Yo bro, you just got gas masked, and it smells terrible.

Aww man, I just got gas masked.

by Greg April 24, 2004

Anthem Part 2

A song by Blink 182 and by far their best song and one of the few great songs by them since they turned to pop rock.

We really need to see this through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up its no use
If were fucked up your to blame

by greg April 19, 2004