greg's definitions

ikillayomomma

when someone threatens to kill your mother.

Hey...ikillayomomma...foo

by greg September 9, 2004

grass on the wicket

A younger female who looks capable of sexual intercourse

grass on the wicket, lets play cricket

by greg April 6, 2003

Funboy

Unlike the other people seem to suggest for this entry, a funboy is not necessarily gay. He is more of a metrosexual; the kind of really stylish guys that dress in expensive clothes like they might be gay, but are just really stylish.

I saw a couple funboys headed to the club wearing their cashmere and pink polo shirts.

by greg January 3, 2004

Serpent Night Fiend

A deceptive; person like a snake, that sneeks out at night to go get stoned, but they seem to not have a drug problem.

I think she might be a serpent night fiend because every time I call, after dark, I get the machine.

by Greg June 28, 2004

sassage

another word for penis, cock, schlong, dong, etc.

I stuck my polish sassage in her.

by greg January 11, 2004

falcity

A lie. A non-truth.
(see also untruthatude)

yo baby, who told you I was wit her. That there is a falcity, I only want you.

by Greg February 10, 2004

Pabaah

A conservative organization dedicate to the disintegration of free speech when it takes the form of dissent against republicans, Christians, the government, and especially of George W. Bush. The group is a living example of contradiction in action, wherein they wave the flag of free speech while dedicating their mission to stopping others from the same freedom. See also: paradox, uptight, hateful, oppressive, and moron.

My movie made a fortune because Pabaah made a big stink about it and got me lots of free publicity. Thank god for them and their misguided crusade!

by Greg May 17, 2004