greg's definitions

Douche Bag

Fucking Moron

Derek is such a Douche Bag.

by Greg April 13, 2004

kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004

Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii

Sound a hamster would make when you squeeze it like hell.

"Let's squeeze the hamster."
"Fuuuuuiiiiiiiiii!!!"

by Greg April 13, 2004

Yonderblown

To be utterly obliterated to the point that you need assistance in your decision making.

I was so yonderblown, I made out with a completely busted girl.

by Greg March 31, 2004

Swanky Wank

the act of renting a nice hotel room for you and your lady then she doesnt show.....so you are forced into masturbating.

this bitch didnt show so i had to tap myself into a swanky wank.

by greg March 28, 2004

fuckwad

a normal person who is surrounded by mass media and audience

that guy on the tv is a total fuckwad

by greg March 28, 2004

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004