10 definitions by grAe

A verb, meaning 'to search Wikipedia'.
Dick: If I 'google' when I search on google...
Fanny: Then you 'wikipaedophy' when you search on Wikipedia.
by grAe January 11, 2006
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The new name for the band previously known as "The Presidents of the United States of America" - who's jihad on the corrupt secular charts include hits such as "Lump", "Mach 5 (kamikaze airplane)", and "Video Killed the Ramadan Star".

(Proposed but discarded alternative band name "Manchurian Candidates" seen as potentially disastrous for sales in China)
Did you hear that The Presidents of the United States of America are now Secret Muslims - I'm going to barack for them now!
by grAe June 11, 2008
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Yet another creative extemporisation of LOL.

Typically surreptitiously used as a greeting to individuals unaware of the disturbing world of internet chat subculture.

After said usage, one often thinks to one's self "lol".
Attractive Woman: "Excuse me."
Nerd: "Hellol"
Attractive Woman: "..."
by grAe September 29, 2003
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Verb: for 'God' to allegedly 'curse' a Caucasian person by turning their skin black (1) as punishment for their disinterest in him ('God').

As demonstrated in the following passage from The Book of Mormon:
"And he had caused the cursing to come upon them, yea, even a sore cursing, because of their iniquity. For behold, they had hardened their hearts against him, that they had become like unto a flint; wherefore, as they were white, and exceedingly fair and delightsome, that they might not be enticing unto my people the Lord God did cause a skin of blackness to come upon them." (2 Nephi 5:21, emphasis added)"

1: "black" refers to the skin tone of Native Americans, rather than the skin tone of Africans/African Americans.
Husband: And yea, God did like totally benigger those Native Americans for not listening to him.
Wife: So becauseth we're white, we beith alright?
Wife 4: Totally-eth - racism doesn't kill people's souls and disrespect them as human beings at all!
Husband: Silence! A woman will only speak when spoken to Wife 4! Don't make me do to you what I did to Wife 6!
by grAe May 19, 2007
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Nerd : "Hypothetically, who would win in a fight between the borg, my mousemat, and batman?".
Human Race : "you will die alone without ever having experienced the touch of another human being"
by grAe March 13, 2004
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A term to describe an individual who initially accesses Wikipedia for reference purposes, but after navigating through interesting wiki links finds themselves minus half a day and plus a growing collection of Wikipedia windows; each spanning vastly different topics.
John: I was using Wikipedia to find info on a band I like; next thing I knew it was four hours later and I had 30 Wikipedia windows open.
Jane: You're such a wikipedestrian.
John: This is never going to catch on.
Jane: That's because you're not selling it, 'find info on a band'? Please, that sounds so fake.
by grAe September 5, 2005
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a person who eats like a coeliac, say they're a coeliac, but is not a coeliac.
someone who says they are coeliac however have no evidence, have not been tested,is a coeliactor.
by grAe March 10, 2014
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