goyische shitheel's definitions

ba'al teshuvah

A Jew who becomes more frum later in life. Plural is ba'al teshuvot.

No more calamar' for the ba'al teshuvah.

by goyische shitheel July 29, 2008

sugar tits

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

Five Families

The five Mafia families of New York City, both in reality and in The Godfather.

The (real) five families are Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese and Lucchese.

The heads of the Five Families met at Apalachin.

by goyische shitheel April 3, 2006

Fabulous 5

One of the crews from the mid-seventies golden age of NYC grafitti.

The Fabulous 5 tagged the IRT.

by goyische shitheel April 17, 2006

goumada

Southern Italian slang for mistress. Literally, godmother (comare).

John Gotti inherited his goumada from Aniello Delacroce.

by goyische shitheel April 4, 2006

10021

The zipcode for Manhattan's Upper East Side (UES), the debutard capital of the planet.

All of the 10021 showed up at the Fake Trust-Fund Artists Who Can Still Live in Manhattan Benefit at the Metropolitan. After all, it was hosted by (gasp) Tinsley. Again.

by goyische shitheel December 28, 2006

no penny tax

In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.

Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.

. . . and you are not it. Tony, you're it. NO PENNY TAX. (Tony is it. Period.)

by goyische shitheel November 21, 2006