goyische shitheel's definitions

sugar tits

An L.A. county police sergeant, if you're drunk enough and Australian enough.

"What do you think you're looking at, sugar tits?"--Mel Gibson

by goyische shitheel July 31, 2006

SWF

Sovereign Wealth Funds, governmental or quasi-governmental investment funds such as Singapore's TEMASEK or Abu Dhabi's ADIA.

First few times I saw the acronym, I was definitely confused: who were all these single white females giving billions to brain-damaged US banks? And, more importantly, what were their phone numbers? Damn was I disappointed when I figured it out . . .

Abu Dhabi's SWF just put up another billion of C convertible preferred.

by goyische shitheel January 31, 2008

Delta One

In financial derivatives, where the hedge position corresponds one-for-one with the notional of the derivative.

This is always true of forwards and swaps: thus, Jérôme Kerviel, as a swaps trader, was on SocGen's Delta One desk.

The amount of money that Kerviel was making, as a Delta One trader with a 500K risk limit, was suspicious.

by goyische shitheel June 28, 2008

Five Families

The five Mafia families of New York City, both in reality and in The Godfather.

The (real) five families are Bonanno, Colombo, Gambino, Genovese and Lucchese.

The heads of the Five Families met at Apalachin.

by goyische shitheel April 3, 2006

no penny tax

In kids' games, no do-overs. If called right after choosing sides, selecting who's it, who goes first or the like, it prevents the other side from trying to redo.

Confined to New York, maybe even just Brooklyn and Staten Island.

. . . and you are not it. Tony, you're it. NO PENNY TAX. (Tony is it. Period.)

by goyische shitheel November 21, 2006

ba'al teshuvah

A Jew who becomes more frum later in life. Plural is ba'al teshuvot.

No more calamar' for the ba'al teshuvah.

by goyische shitheel July 29, 2008

Murder Inc.

The Ocean-Hill/Brownsville Combination, Brooklyn gangsters in the 1930s and 1940s.

Specializing in labor racketeering and murder for hire, this bi-ethnic Jewish/Italian gang had some of the greatest nicknames in the annals of crime:

Lepke Buchalter
Dasher Abbondando
Tick Tock Tannenbaum
Kid Twist Reles
The Mad Hatter Anastasia
Gurrah Shapiro
Buggsy Goldstein

If Murder Inc.were alive today, Messrs. Rule and Cent would be swimming in Loch Sheldrake chained to a slot machine.

by goyische shitheel September 28, 2008