Definitions by goffish

j p's 

This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.

1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's.

2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.

j p's by goffish September 29, 2005

shwillin b's 

To drink beers at a fast pace so as to get drunk.

The guy who has 8 beer bottles in front of him after a 1 1/2 hour period of time is shwillin b's.

shwillin b's by goffish September 23, 2005