god's definitions

Trojan

Someone who wasn't accepted to UCLA.

I hope that someday I don't have to settle for being a Trojan...

by God January 17, 2005

Kentucky shades

the act of draping one's ball bag on the bridge of someone's nose, allowing to balls to hang down on either side and nestle over the receiver's eyes

My girlfriend loves the Kentucky shades. She can suck me off with my balls blinding her, while at the same time getting a good whiff of the taint.

by god August 7, 2003

Ben Folds

The best musician with little radio play... God's Gift to Piano

God said "let there be piano" then he said, "let there be Ben Folds"

by God April 7, 2005

Mooninite

2D creatures that hail from the inner core of the moon - which is the center of the universe, not Earth - equipped with technology beyond human comprehension.

An example of that technology is their lasers, which move faster than the eye can follow; and their ability to jump much higher than we human's can.

by God December 9, 2004

dingle

shortening of the term "dingle berry pie" which is a kind of pie that cures the munchies instantly.

dingle dangle my shimbalamba doo, foo!

by god October 13, 2003

STT

STT stands for stop to text and it is when someone pulls over on the side of the road to send a text message.

I had to STT to tell Ramone about the Strawberry Shortcake I gave the girl from the club last night.

by god May 16, 2010

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God May 13, 2005