god

A really big cunt who doesn't exist. If you believe in him you are also a cunt.

God: "Hello, I am God, I'm a really big cunt"
Person: "But hang on a sec, you don't exist"
God: "True, but I am a really big cunt"

by god April 20, 2005

God

I am god, since there is no god i am filling the position, my hours are 5-7 monday to friday and saturday is 12-6 and sunday i take off like all you dumb humans do, so PRAISE YOUR MIGHT GOD

Yo i am god so shut the fuck up

by GOD February 28, 2005

chubbies

a chubbie is someone who eats too much and doesnt do enough exercise, they spend far too much time on MSN. India is a definate example!!!

i don't want a chubby anywhere near me!!!

by GOD January 31, 2005

spesticles

when you dress your penis up with glasses

last night i made some cool spesticles that looked like elvis.

by God March 19, 2005

Deuce

the act of shitting, also can be substituted for any word

dude i just deuced it out in the bathroom. dude your face is a deuce! dude ill drop a deuce on you punk!

by GOD September 09, 2003

elfonzo

see garbonzo

should i elfonzo you then garbonzo you?

by god February 19, 2003

cable

someone that prefers the company of males; the Greek word for "homosexual"; "gay"; "queer"; and "mega gay"

Andy Conrad is such a Cable

by God March 10, 2003