nude year's eve

n. Time of heavy partying that leads to an extended period of naked activity, often in public but sometimes in quiet solitude.

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Planning to table dance again this nude year's eve?

One doesn't plan these things, they just happen, but I am taking my tassels to the party.

Good plan Fred.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2014

virality

n. The new reality.

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You cannot kiss strangers. That is just virality.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

white stuff

n. Mysterious anaesthetic agent that solves all problems... Patient awareness? Patient motion? Tachycardia? Hypertension? ... Inject the white stuff!

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“Sorry to disturb your sudoku time doc but the patient is ...”

“White stuff! For God’s sake! Give the white stuff! What year are you in? Don’t they teach anything in Calgary?”

by gnostic3 June 20, 2021

Red Deer

place. Delightful ex-hamlet nestled at the edge of the polar nexus where the aboriginals had established a lovely family-based community that they were convinced to relinquish while ravaged by fevers and famine. With hard work the neo-natives have established a place where year after year select Canadians come together to fling frozen stones down sheets of ice, scoot about after frozen rubber discs on sheets of ice, and, encased in body-hugging neoprene, chase about on oval-shaped sheets of ice. There is also some wife-swapping, but the sheets aee less frozen.

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Say, how about we sled up to Red Deer in the dead of winter and catch the Canada Winter Games.

Will it be thirty degrees below zero?

You know it!

by gnostic3 February 24, 2019

booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 09, 2023

bourboncaine

n. Any alcohol-based beverage used, in the abscence of real medicine, to reduce physical and emotional pains.

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Wow, you should not have tried to skate your board under that moving truck. Take some of this bourboncaine now and a couple of ounces every half hour until you pass out.

by gnostic3 January 14, 2018