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Definitions by gnostic3

adj. Similar to grumpy but with a harrassed impolite yet imperial air.

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The prince is looking trumpy this morning. Did someone overcook his eggs?
trumpy by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

Winnipeg 

place. Tiny, polite city proudly built between the granite bedrock of the shield and the cambrian silt that is Canada. Once the territory of a proud indigenous people who were badly advised and shuffled to obscurity, Winnipeg has become the twelfth tawdriest city in north america and the home of the seventh-best hockey team in Canada. Grain elevating and rock-sorting remain the leading industries altjough vestiges of fishing and a shrinking tourism industry survive. Annual floods have made home-building a prosperous undertaking and a large diorama in the newly built interpretive centre illustrates how the Red river overflows it’s banks in the same places every year and floods the ssme homes.
Want to go to Winnipeg in the spring?

If I can take my canoe!
Winnipeg by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

scrumear 

n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.

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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?
scrumear by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

Blossoms 

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.
Blossoms by gnostic3 October 14, 2019

Blossoms 

n. The deceptive name of the incredibly tough Japanese Rugby Team.

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Coming to see the Blossoms in the park tomorrow?

Will they be pretty?

No. Not at all.
Blossoms by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
adj. Extremely cute. Like a baby panda.

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Feng says his girl is pandacute but I don’t believe him. No human could be pandacute.

Brace yourself.
pandacute by gnostic3 October 14, 2019
n. Plural of doofus.

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The doofi at Air Canada lost my booking so I missed the World Cup of Rugby.

Sounds like a win dude.
doofi by gnostic3 October 13, 2019