bladderhell

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

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Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

tubulation

n. A happy state in which operative team jubilation occurs because the patient's trachea has been filled by a plastic cylinder conveying anaesthetic gases ... and oxygen.

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Finally! Tubulation has been achieved and Daniel can start composing ribald pimple limericks.

"Daniel's needle created a dimple
The size of a Saturday pimple.
The nurse said, "Are you blind?"
Dan replied, "I don't mind!
I've got two doctorates but I'm simple."

by gnostic3 August 17, 2023

rugbybawl

v. To blubber like a child because your team has been beaten by the mighty Japan Blossoms, or, less likely, by Canada.

Don’t rugbybawl Ireland, at least you weren’t beaten by Canada.

by gnostic3 October 16, 2019

booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 09, 2023

meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022

beefaced

adj. Extreme facial oedema following a bee sting. A painful condition which is considered humorous if it is non-fatal..

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Dude! I wiz pollin’ the apiaristos and the buzz was like you’d bee totally beefaced this A.M. and it bee all true! That is a honey of a reaction right there. This selfie with you giant red mug be a keeper.

by gnostic3 May 19, 2021

willslap

n. Ineffective light tap on the face following elaborate wind-up.

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Did you just willslap me? I couldn’t tell. You got ALS or something? Steve Hawking could out pummel you.

by gnostic3 April 12, 2022