cowvid

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by intimate contact with dairy products.

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I warned you about that cheesy dip and now look at you. You got the cowvid. Who’s gonna marry you now?

by gnostic3 August 19, 2022

quadtangle

n. A sexual entanglement involving four adventurous people. Also a pile-up during the paralympics.

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If you want to join the quadtangle you'll ned to sign this release ... and my breast.

If you want to join the quadtangle you'll need to sign this release ... and my breast.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2023

royal jubilee

n. Any costly over-hyped event celebrating a doomed anachronistic institution.

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Going to the park to watch the Canada Day celebrations? There’s going to be sensible safe fireworks and some mounted policemen pretending to spear Indians.

That royal jubilee! Not likely, eh.

by gnostic3 June 01, 2022

Frank

place. Canadian city famous for its rock gardens, off-road bike races and boulder initiatives.

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Things in Frank are looking rocky.

by gnostic3 August 08, 2022

wallabeer

n. Aussie term for foul cheap malt liquor with high alcohol content.

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G’day Bruce! Come out the scorcho for a mo’ my son and down a wallabeer, unless those Perth dinkums have turned you against God’s own beverage.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2022

goosefight

n. Disorganised skuffle between two angry but untrained foes.

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The Ukrainian war has turned into a real goosefight.

by gnostic3 May 05, 2022

Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

by gnostic3 October 28, 2015