Putingrad

place. Proud capital of the newly liberated Republic of Russian Ukraine. Putingrad is renowned the world over for its unparalleled history of artistic and scientific endeavour and above all its dedication to freedom, democracy and peaceful co-existence. Since 1240, when Batu Khan and the Mongols visited briefly and returned home with happy memories and bulging loot bags, Putingrad has been a must-see destination for hordes of all stripes. Near enough to Chernobyl that amusingly deformed wildlife abounds, yet far enough from Moldova that amusingly deformed people are scarce, Putingrad nestles in the heart of uklear trench land. Grain, grain combines, grain fertilizers, gravel, disused missile silos and scattered bomb craters abound as subjects for photographers and an abundance of Cossack dancers and nesting oligarch dolls offer endless entertainment for flak-jacketed holidaymakers. An interactive interpretive centre under construction will explain how Putingrad, despite an overwhelming volume of evidence to the contrary, has always been a part of mother Russia.

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Load up the troika kiddies, we are going to Putingrad for the weekend!

Should I bring toilet paper, iodine pills, a Bren gun, and money for bribes?

Nyet! Putingrad is part of the glorious Russian Empire.
by gnostic3 March 03, 2022
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loose maul

n. Rugby term for a savage pile of crushing behemoths that isn't quite as organized as a scrumor as jumbled as aruck.

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Penalty to red:; offside:; a loose maul had formed ... I think.
by gnostic3 October 11, 2019
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cellie

n. A brief show of triumphant celebration by a someone scoring a goal, a touchdown, or a few grams of cocaine.

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Sweet goal dude! Your deke stickside totally flat-skated their overly-padded behemoth.

Thanks. But what About my cellie? Too dirivatory?

Perhaps a little less fanny wiggling next time.
by gnostic3 February 01, 2019
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trumpet

adj. Activity, project etc. that has the blessing of the President and is therefore usually odd or morally suspect.

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Is building a wall between you and the world still your trumpet project?

And my dream.
by gnostic3 December 12, 2016
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donalding

v. Boldly stating that your lie was a part of a complex scheme to demonstrate how gullible the press, and the public can be.

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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.

No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!

No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.

Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2017
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Toronto

place. Small Canadian city resting on land taken from open and generally unsuspecting indigenous folk and the laurels of a group of somewhat tall people hailing from a region known as not-Toronto. Also the site of Keith Richards’ heroin bust and a few scattered NHL victories in the olden days before foreigners were allowed to play. A pointlessly tall tower mars an otherwise boring waterfront and an amateur Trump impersonator runs the government.

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Say, how aboot we hitch up the dogs and mush over to Toronto to watch what’s left of the Raptors get thoroughly spanked!

Nah I have to deworm the children. Again.
by gnostic3 June 22, 2019
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trumptime

n. The moment when serious thoughtful contemplation is abandoned and random wonky action begins.

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Look out kids! Mean Mr. Johnson next door keeps letting his sprinkler splash my BMW. JUST DETAILED! So now it’s rumptime. I mean trumptime.
by gnostic3 June 25, 2019
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