shirtbag

n. Place to store t-shirts in lieu of a drawer at closet. Usually used when homeless or between women to take advantage of.

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Saw Melvin yesterday.Looked bad. I think he's been living out of a shirtbag for a while.
by gnostic3 November 13, 2016
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maskless

adj. Idiotic. Uncaring. Uninterested in humanity or proper decotum.

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Look at that maskless idiot cut into line! I could just scream.

Actually he’s wearing a mask.

I was using the term in the new, general, sense.
by gnostic3 July 04, 2020
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trudough

n. Money paid to corrupt politicians.

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Canada has committed to putting an end to trudough.
by gnostic3 April 21, 2021
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real estate novelist

n. Person who aspires to leave their dreary life behind in order to attain a fulfilling artistic career. Often a lazy schizophrenic drunkard.

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Laugh if you want! I won’t always be a real estate novelist.

Another suture doctor?

Thanks nurse. Want to hear about my beehives?

No. Not really.
by gnostic3 April 19, 2022
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functional

adj. Physical and mental state during or after a period of heavy drinking when one is able to, just barely, function on a minimalist level.

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Huge party last night girl! I did not think you would be in to work today. Say, why is your underwear overtop of your coat? And are those cereal boxes on your feet? You sure you are functional?
by gnostic3 January 01, 2018
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greasing the koala

v. Aussie surfing term for buttering up somebody or improving one’s position or lot in life.

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Strewth mate! You’ll be out of a job no fear when the boss sees you in that clobber.

No worries. I’ve spent the last fortie greasing the koala.
by gnostic3 November 23, 2019
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dipple

n. Expert in a given field who nearly makes a gross error.

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Don’t cut that with your scalpel you dipple! That’s my finger!

So you say. We’ll let the pathologists make that call.
by gnostic3 May 08, 2021
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