brexiting

v. Endlessly discussing and planning an unneeded, pointless or frankly disastrous event without actually proceeding to any observable action.

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You get thrown out of college yet?

No. The Dean and them other clowns are still brexiting. Roll me up a bomber.

by gnostic3 June 22, 2019

Gull Lake

place. Delightful resort hamlet nestled in the armpit of west-central Alberta. Formerly a thriving village built on soggy land wrestled from the clutches of the native inhabitants it has undergone an unwanted downsizing in recent years as evaporation and chemical fertilizers have wreaked havoc on both the lake and the current residents. Home to some of the finest gravel-rich moraines, human filth, alluvial silt deposits, and piles of broken plastic flotation devices in Canada, Gull Lake is poised to take advantage of the coming covid-inspired “We are desperate to vacation anywhere” ethos. Pony rides are available for the kiddies and an Armenian style brothel is under construction.

Why vacation in Gull Lake? We can get hepatitis right here at home.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

arejay

v. To dunk over an opponent after muscling through the entire team.

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Jordan did not arejay the way Barrett does.

by gnostic3 November 19, 2019

fossil fooling

v. Distributing half-truths or heavily edited one-sided oinions in the carbon tax/ pipeline debates.

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That newly elected politicizn isn’t fossil fooling me. I know plenty of stuff. Scienceiffic stuff.

by gnostic3 April 24, 2019

eggsy

adj. Feminine. Australian term usually used affectionately.

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G’day Sheila:; my eggsy jumper! How’d you like to hitch the boomers to the sleigh and sling on over to Perth for a weeker?

Too right I would! Let me throw some makers in a rucksack first in case it clouds up a bit and we have to dine like dingos.

by gnostic3 October 29, 2019

greasing congress

v. Arranging in advance for a supposedly impartial decision to be made by a jury, an employment office, the senate etc. Often a criminal activity.

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I may not be home for supper. Me and Rudy will be greasing congress until late. Again.

Okay. I’ll just leave the burgers in the fridge. Again.

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

scrumear

n. Deformed ear created by the crush of a rugby scrum damaging the cartilage of the ear.

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Nice scrumear! You blokes know about helmets? Right?

by gnostic3 October 14, 2019