frazin

adj. Several degrees colder than frozen. A Canadian skater expression.

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Yo! Layer on the woollies. It is frazin down at the skatepark.

You mean frozen? Are your lips iced up?

by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

willslap

n. Ineffective light tap on the face following elaborate wind-up.

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Did you just willslap me? I couldn’t tell. You got ALS or something? Steve Hawking could out pummel you.

by gnostic3 April 12, 2022

grope stage

n. The boring preliminary portion of a sexual encounter at a football tournament.

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Hey Bruce! How'd you do with that posh shiela at the Wales-USA match? Tuck your wombat in her pouch?

Just setting things up for next week. Don't want to risk an injury during the grope stage.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

dysdoffia

n. Neurologic condition in which the ability to undress is impaired.

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Why is that surgeon wandering down the hallway with a dirty OR gown over his head?

He has a touch of dysdoffia.

by gnostic3 September 05, 2020

manhatters

n. The feisty folk of mid-town NY who took a granite cradle, shook out the dusty contents, and forged an empire. People with spunk, drive and a collection of odd accents. Not to be confused with ‘man haters’.

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Park avenue is alive with manhatters:; must be a parade or something.

by gnostic3 November 21, 2019

guat

adj. Lowest of the low. A total waste of space.

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Why are you going out with that guat?

She reminds me of my mother.

by gnostic3 December 04, 2019

testiculated

adj. The state of being male. AOften used in a derogatory fashion by ovarianed folk.

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This whole Syria-Turkey-Kurd fiasco is exactly what to expect in a world dominated by the testiculated.

Yeah. And theoretical physics. What is up with that?

by gnostic3 October 26, 2019