gnostic3's definitions

bipeach

v. To impeach someone for a second time.

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Why should we bipeach the treasurer? We will never get our money back.

Or our innocence.

by gnostic3 February 15, 2021

holcroft

n. A star of stars. A stirling example of humanity.

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You rule! You are a total holcroft!

by gnostic3 May 21, 2020

lung bleaching

v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.

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You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.

by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

brovid19

n. Any infection or injury acquired through interaction with a bro. Includes influenza from camping together, torn ligaments from horseplay or touch football, and syphilis.

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You look poor bro. What up?

Brovid19. Do not wrestle with Kenny until his swabs come back.

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

dissjointed

v. To have insulted the size or rolling technique of someone’s reefer.

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Did you hear that? I dissjointed that behemoth in cellblock C.

Man, you are in for a short life. Behemoth? Put away your thesaurus man. It begets real in here.

by gnostic3 July 2, 2020

kraft dinner

n. A salty snack.

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Tom Brady owes his longevity with New England to a twice-weekly kraft dinner.

by gnostic3 February 25, 2019

nappy

n. Brief refreshing sleep. Shorter than a nap but longer than a blinkie. Also, in Britain, as a derivative of napkin, a synonym for diaper.

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Old Joe in the next cubicle looks like he needs a nappy.

Smells like it too..

by gnostic3 December 31, 2021