v. Organising one's life so as to be first to listen to the new Rolling Stones song or, by extension, any faddish piece of pop culture.
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Dude! I can't get married this weekend;: I'll be too totally involved in Anger management.
Court order or peer pressure?
Court order or peer pressure?
by gnostic3 September 14, 2023
n. Intense burning sensations caused by too close a shave; usually in the southern hemisphere.
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You seem to be sitting as if in great discomfort.
Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.
I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.
Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.
Yeah. It's the Brazilian fires. It's terrible.
I hear some experts think water bombers might be effective.
Sounds drastic, but I am willing to try anything.
by gnostic3 August 30, 2019
by gnostic3 December 21, 2017
v. Chaotically lunging about a stage trying to recreate the magic of the past. Done by aging singers, politicians, tycoons etc.
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by gnostic3 May 11, 2024
n. Skateboard with the wheels ripped off. Used on icy streets, railings etc in Canada during winter.
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Dude! Radical skidboard you got there, eh. Gnarly undercarriage remnants. Would you go downhill faster if you just bought a snowboard?
Leave me alone mom.
Leave me alone mom.
by gnostic3 December 28, 2022
v. To twist, shrivel, or bend from a flat uniform discoid shape into something resembling a deformed potato chip.
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Am I seeing this right! Tell me you did not just pringle my bicycle wheel!
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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.
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Jen’s umbilical hernia recurred when her mesh pringled due to a chronic Yersinia infection.
by gnostic3 February 04, 2019
n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.
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by gnostic3 June 10, 2017