Definitions by gnostic3

biker’s family 

n. An extremely grizzled adult with a singed beard, one eye, a drug-addled husband and three dirty kids of ill-defined parentage.

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I gots the perfect life. A harley sway back and a biker’s family. Yee haw!

That ain’t no biker’s family. You ain’t grizzled but a little.

biker’s family by gnostic3 August 13, 2022

Frank 

place. Canadian city famous for its rock gardens, off-road bike races and boulder initiatives.

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Things in Frank are looking rocky.

Frank by gnostic3 August 8, 2022

junior hockey game

n. Boring preliminary to a drunken orgy.

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Can’t wait! I’m going to my first junior hockey game tonight.

Don’t forget stick tape, and video tape, and police tape.

junior hockey game by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

Changing of the Guard 

n. Royal ceremony in which an aging monarch’s incontinence panties are replaced.

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Care to watch the Changing of the Guard on the telly?

No. You really have to see it live to sense the majesty of the event.

Changing of the Guard by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

cowvid 

n. Nasty infectious disease spread by sexual contact with dairy products.

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Caught the cowvid eh??!! Didn’t I warn you to stay away from the cherry yoghurt?

cowvid by gnostic3 August 6, 2022

summer whine 

n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.

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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.

summer whine by gnostic3 June 27, 2022

beefcase 

n. Lunchbox for devoted meat eaters. Often used disparagingly by vegetarians.

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Hey Grog! What innocent creature is in your beefcase today?

beefcase by gnostic3 June 13, 2022