gnostic3's definitions

gravy wave

n. Aussie surfer term for a special thunderous wave that comes at the end of a good day of banging about on the woolies.

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What you reckon? Time to get home and grease the koala?

No, no! Hang about Fred! I think I see a gravy wave forming.

by gnostic3 November 3, 2016

Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again. And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 February 7, 2024

puckle

n. Troublesome situation.

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If you slash that Russian trying to go five hole on their power play they’ll have a 5 on 3 and we will be in a real puckle.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

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No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020

wallberg

n. Massive obstruction to the passage of point guards, shipping, or legislation. Unlike the case with icebergs ninety percent of the wallberg is usually easily seen.

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Washington is threatened by a giant wallberg.

Come on dude. Mark is wicked good.

by gnostic3 March 15, 2019

qatarded

adj. Lacking in sense, morals and alcohol.

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Who is running Alberta now? That is so qatarded!

by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

homeycide

n. The killing of a buddy, sometimes accidental and sometimes needed.

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i ain’t threatening nobody. I just saying watch you back:; sometimes homeycide happens.

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022