gnostic3's definitions

liife

n. Existence, only with two eyes, so you can see the nonsense coming.

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Next time through I am asking God to give me liife.

And a better haircut.

by gnostic3 February 19, 2024

tuquestorm

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.

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Your Donna was dissing you all night in the pub. I sense a tuquestorm is brewing.

by gnostic3 October 18, 2020

I’m not a doctor

Preliminary sentence spoken by authority figure before any bizzare utterance to imply that any subsequent nonsensible ignorant ravings are just common sense irrespective of what the slaves to ‘Big Pharma’ keep saying.

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I’m not a doctor, but X-rays, they cause mutations right? So why not expose people full of covideo19 viruses to a bunch of X-rays? Maybe we could turn the viruses into herpes, or something else harmless that we all have?

by gnostic3 April 25, 2020

golfish

adj. A term describing any golf-like event that is desperately attempting to pump up interest in golf.

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I’d watch Tiger Woods driving balls off John Daly’s belly, but it isn’t golf.

No, but it is golfish.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

rockery

n. Gathering place for aging bands that play hard-edged music. Usually a permanent venue such as a pub or theatre rather than an arena or grassy knoll where a festival takes place. Often used satiricly.

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Dude! Let's meander down to the rockery and laugh at the old fogeys. Be sure to bring your earplugs.

What?

by gnostic3 July 31, 2016

meeting Kim

v. Avoiding real work or important issues by attending a photo-op disguised as a pointless meeting with a feel-good premise.

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I would love to come to the council session where my dismissal is being discussed but I will be meeting Kim this evening. I ‘m told there will be cake.

by gnostic3 July 3, 2019

untruss

v. To free a region from the ensnaring tentacles of an unwanted, generally useless politician, parent etc.

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The environmentally destructive madness has gone on long enough. It’s time to untruss Alberta.

by gnostic3 October 25, 2022