Redo’s Procedure

n. Complex operation, attempted only by the most skilled surgeons, in which a previously performed delicate procedure is performed again ... indelicately.

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Crickey Mate! I am shagged out. I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum. Again! And now I have to do a bleedin’ Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.

by gnostic3 March 13, 2024

dumpling

n. Small dump. Usually produced by a puppy or an overflowing politician.

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I wll grant you that it is cute. But it is none the less a dumpling. Avoid being sullied by it.

by gnostic3 May 30, 2020

druzzle

n. An amount of something such as rain, work, bleeding etc that makes life unpleasant or intolerable.

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Why so glum?

Having one of those days. Druzzle, druzzle , druzzle.

by gnostic3 August 29, 2022

double toque day

n. Freezing cold winter day.

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She looks like a double toque day there all right. I can’t feel my knees.

by gnostic3 December 26, 2021

summer whine

n. A brief expected recurring Canadian complaint about the brevity of the snow-free season.

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Whenever Pierre dusts the snow off his mittens in early June you can expect a summer whine.

by gnostic3 June 27, 2022

changing of the guard

v. Upper class British term for applying a fresh condom.

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I say. Last night at the orgy Andrew yelled that it was time for a changing of the guard. I thought it a wee bit tacky.

The command was tacky, or the condom?

by gnostic3 January 18, 2022

Galentine’s Day

n. A special day when gals assemble with their female bffs and celebrate life.

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Stand aside men. Galentine’s Day has begun.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2020