gnostic1's definitions
v. 1) estimate. A word, based on an obscure reference, that makes no sense to non-Americans.
2) a sexual practice.
2) a sexual practice.
I don't know when the Dentist can see you but I could probably ballpark you at four.
Will that help my toothache?
Will that help my toothache?
by gnostic1 October 10, 2011
Get the ballparkmug. n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
by gnostic1 October 10, 2010
Get the office staffmug. place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wally's wedding!
Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Canberra Canberra Canberra Ho! Jumbuck's spit it's time to go!
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
by gnostic1 October 15, 2012
Get the Canberramug. n. Accumulated worth of your being; value of the knowledge, more than rhe physical wealth, you have acquired during your sojurn on earth.
When I die my life cache will live on and its wonders will enrich generations to come.
Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
by gnostic1 October 21, 2010
Get the life cachemug. n. Any important ice-curling or water-polo tournament where prizes in the form of large coffee-cups are awarded for shot-rock, sweepings mvp, and top goalie. Often Canadians and Swedish folk take their elderly or infirm relatives to Briars as it is a restful form of entertainment that will not over-stimulate the senses. Traditionally women are not allowed to compete in Briars except mid-week but this is changing with the introduction of half-weight rocks. A Canada-wide briar, in which the revered Tim Horton's Coffee Tankard is awarded, is held every three years with entrants selected in a national lottery.
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Are you taking your granny to the Briar in Calgary this week-end? I hear the Canadian coffee tankard is up for grabs.
No. She has to get her colostomy changed over for the winter so it don't freeze.
No. She has to get her colostomy changed over for the winter so it don't freeze.
by gnostic1 March 8, 2012
Get the briarmug. place. small commune in Alberta, Canada built around a spring providing fresh water. The glacial water percolates through cleansing gravel and emerges pure and unconfined. It is promptly bottled and shipped by workers in sterile gowns.
Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.
Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
Tourism, including sportfishing, rock climbing and rock collecting is growing and two new wings have recently been added to the playschool.
Craft items, organic produce, sacred rocks, massage stones etc. keep the economy robust and diversified.
by gnostic1 July 30, 2011
Get the Meccamug. n. Source of synonyms; a book, computer file, smartphone app or knowledgeable pleonastic person. Similar to a thesaurus or synofile.
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by gnostic1 September 21, 2011
Get the wordadexmug.