n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.
Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?
Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
by gnostic1 January 23, 2011
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Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.
Quilt making, poetry composition and pneumoconiosis are the backbones of the economy.
by gnostic1 August 17, 2011
Get the Llandwbllllwydd mug.n. An "athlete" who participates in "curling" which, while not technically a sport, is a pasttime favoured by Canadians who have not discovered video games.
Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Heavy stones are flung randomly down an oblong blanket of ice and across a "tea" line. The game is a mix of marbles and cricket with the winner sometimes being decided in a draw.
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Hey Hoser! You are such a canadian stoner! Your inturned house-weight marble nudged my sweeper-stick and now I'm lying two.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
I'm not lying. Why are you lying?
No. I said I was lying two. Not too.
by gnostic1 September 13, 2011
Get the canadian stoner mug.n. well-endowed woman generally found serving Bavarian beer in amusingly ornate steins at Oktoberfests.
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Ve should go to Eckville and check out the busty-blausen mit de shirten-low and the lowen-brau.
Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.
Nein! I am allergen to oomp-pa-pa accordion music.
by gnostic1 July 23, 2011
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Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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Reliant on eco-tourism since its days as a haven for draft dodgers in the sixties, Krinkle Creek enjoys a reputation as a great place to escape from the drudgery of modern life. Visitors are guaranteed a lack of even the simplest of modern conveniences or courtesies.
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by gnostic1 July 01, 2012
Get the Krinkle Creek mug.All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.
by gnostic1 April 27, 2011
Get the baby blanket mug.Exuberant exhortation shouted at the skips during curling sets at the end of each over just before the corn broomers put their rings in the house.
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Hurry hard! The shot rock is going to wreck on a slug!
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
by gnostic1 October 05, 2011
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