place. Hamlet in Australia reknowned for its drover-fueled wallaby husbandry activity and gravel piles strategically placed to block the views of the lamers sand-surfing. The abscence of any competitive sports teams makes it a codger's paradise.
Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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Often compared unfavourably to Riker's Island by the Greater Brisbane Tourist Council, Eudlo is fast becoming a go-to destination for NASA and other groups looking to test vehicles on inhospitable ground.
"Beautiful plumage!" and other catch-phrases are often heard at the Eudlo and District Monty Python Festival every spring.
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G'Day mate! Fancy a stride down Eudlo way tonight? We could toss some Fosters into the chunder wagon and melon a kangy. My esopho's drier than a gecko's armpit.
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
Struth! My shiela will do me an injury if we rattle the woomerra again!
Crickey-split!
by gnostic1 December 27, 2011
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1) Get a team of dust monkeys into the kitchen right away. The McFryer is making that funny sound and I think she's going to blow!
2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.
2) Where's me new dust monkey? A gale be blowing up astern and the mizzen mast be luffing.
by gnostic1 October 12, 2011
Get the dust monkey mug.1) Lemarette is the new shift manager! I thought I was good at katering but that fluffer must be masterful.
2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.
Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.
2) Two Earls died of explosive diarrhoea in the Royal enclosure at Ascot last week.
Only two? Sounds like the katering has finally improved.
by gnostic1 May 23, 2011
Get the katering mug.n. Person who doesn't think to excess; someone who isn't dim but who can't be bothered to cogitate in school.
The square root of 64? Are you kidding me? I am totally just a social thinker.
I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.
I studied hard all last semester and nearly lost all my friends. But, with the help of some total slackers, I managed to turn my life around and now I'm just a social thinker.
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
Get the social thinker mug.place. Little appreciated Canadian city with the distinction of producing more top-flight dart flingers and less good hockey players than anywhere else in Alberta; also a good source of shale, lignite coal and third-base men.
Birthplace of warm fusion-an eclectic physics pursuit, and home to the only hindu ashram in the greater Eckville region, Duck Hollow is well situated to sell tires to people coming off the badly maintained Lacombe-Rimbey bypass as well as to siphon tourists away from the Devonian fossil beds and into the Rocky Mountain Rickettsial Diseases Museum recently built on the disused grounds of the sanitorium.
The high school Reach For The Top team was recently second runner-up in the Provincial tournament, taking advantage of some opportune dart-related questions in the final short snappers.
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Birthplace of warm fusion-an eclectic physics pursuit, and home to the only hindu ashram in the greater Eckville region, Duck Hollow is well situated to sell tires to people coming off the badly maintained Lacombe-Rimbey bypass as well as to siphon tourists away from the Devonian fossil beds and into the Rocky Mountain Rickettsial Diseases Museum recently built on the disused grounds of the sanitorium.
The high school Reach For The Top team was recently second runner-up in the Provincial tournament, taking advantage of some opportune dart-related questions in the final short snappers.
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by gnostic1 July 13, 2011
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So why are pie squared? I don't get it.
Sorry, I didn't see your breasts. Let me give you the misstranslation. Pretend you have a large round blanket and four babies that need to be covered.
Ohhh. Babies! What are their names?
Sorry, I didn't see your breasts. Let me give you the misstranslation. Pretend you have a large round blanket and four babies that need to be covered.
Ohhh. Babies! What are their names?
by gnostic1 August 31, 2012
Get the misstranslation mug.place. Slightly weathered settlement devoid of any big-hamlet pretensions situated in the bouldering belt of Alberta. Locally famous for its Parrot Parade each September and the Alberta Sheep Wranglers Hall of Fame, Cremona seeks to embrace a greater degree of ethnic diversity and has recently twinned with Biggar, Saskatchewan.
Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.
Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.
Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.
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Initially settled by Blackfeet indians who were victims of what has been called the European Extinction, Cremona is currently a hotpot of cultural diversity with no tinges of rabid monotheism.
Stone-boat constructionists, root-excavaters, and gravel percolation technicians mingle freely with the artists, artisans and articled accountants of Cremona at the many tables in the cafe.
Ice-hockey amuses the population as does curling, which seems to involve bowling large pieces of granite down a long, frozen, gravel-studded blanket.
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Care to visit Cremona this week to get your bogey on and watch a curling rodeo?
Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!
Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
Do I! Let me get my binoculars and a can of diet-coke!
Oh I think they have diet-coke in Cremona now!
by gnostic1 September 10, 2011
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