adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.
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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012
En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
by gnostic1 July 29, 2011
n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.
Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
by gnostic1 November 02, 2010
n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 04, 2011
n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.
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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?
No.
No.
by gnostic1 August 09, 2012
v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
by gnostic1 November 08, 2012
v. 1) estimate. A word, based on an obscure reference, that makes no sense to non-Americans.
2) a sexual practice.
2) a sexual practice.
I don't know when the Dentist can see you but I could probably ballpark you at four.
Will that help my toothache?
Will that help my toothache?
by gnostic1 May 27, 2011