gnostic1's definitions

vuvuazalea

An annoying, loudly colored, flower, flower bed, or flower arrangement.

The subtle colors in the wedding photos were totally ruined by the vuvuazaleas the bridesmaids were holding.

Nobody can relax in the park since they put in those godforsaken vuvuazaleas!

by gnostic1 June 23, 2010

fylup

n. replenishment of energy, usually after an extended period of decadence or studying.

I am so beat that a calming fylup at the park is totally needed before I can even talk.

Why is the cafe always closed when I crave a fylup?

by gnostic1 August 28, 2010

ox-in

v. Breathe in; inhale. Derived from "oxygen into the lungs" by people who don't like a lot of excess verbiage: people who don't like to go on and on etc. Often used with "drughale" which is to inhale drugs.

When you have asthma you have to ox-in deeply if you are trying to drughale.

by gnostic1 August 25, 2011

Royal Roads University

place. Former military college specialising in Engineering and Weapons System Management that has fallen on hard times and is now forced to survive by teaching liberal arts courses and adult upgrading. Beautiful grounds with plenty of flowers make it a delight for offspring of the idle rich.

No sports teams.

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Yo. Dude. You going to college in the fall?

Yeah. But it's Royal Roads University.

Score!

by gnostic1 September 17, 2012

bad heir day

n. A day when one or more of your children does something bad ... very bad.

Why is Igor out on the window ledge mumbling about a hostage taking and some arrests?

Oh don't worry. He's just having a bad heir day.

by gnostic1 October 25, 2010

yardening

Useful building or maintenance activities that occur in your yard.

Ibought the lumber and I plan to spend the day yardening.

by gnostic1 June 10, 2010

Ryder pride

An intense glorious personal emotional high caused by something for which you deserve no credit, or something which is pointless.

Why is Amanda strutting like a peahen with a fresh coat of paint?

Her sister parked Terrel Owens' car last night. Worst case of Ryder pride I've ever seen, even if she's using a sexual euphemism.

Even then.

by gnostic1 October 4, 2010