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n. any badly executed radical skateboarding trick that results in the boarder lying prostrate across a car hood and, by extension, any fouled-up trick, corporate merger, blind date, major intra-abdominal operation etc.
Yo dude! Did you hear that Natalie totally untwisted a choledochoduodenotomotic anastamosis so it wasn't a total hoodsmash?
Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
Was she on her unicycle at the time? I'm just saying, 'cause that would have been totally awesome.
by gnostic1 January 23, 2011
Get the hoodsmash mug.All these people twinsing and tripleting are creating a baby blanket that will cover the earth in spit-up and used diapers.
by gnostic1 April 27, 2011
Get the baby blanket mug.Exuberant exhortation shouted at the skips during curling sets at the end of each over just before the corn broomers put their rings in the house.
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Hurry hard! The shot rock is going to wreck on a slug!
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
You weren't hurrying hard; you were hardly hurrying.
by gnostic1 October 5, 2011
Get the hurry hard mug.n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.
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by gnostic1 October 8, 2012
Get the replacement ref mug.adj. tremendous; crumpetly splendid; rippingly good in a wholesome British way. Usually said satirically.
I say. I possess box seats for the cricket match tonight. It would be ever so bosh if you could accompany me. The purveyed comestibles hold promise of fortnumish delight.
Sounds like kateriffic katering! I'll have my amenuensis wire your manservant if I'm free.
Sounds like kateriffic katering! I'll have my amenuensis wire your manservant if I'm free.
by gnostic1 May 23, 2011
Get the kateriffic mug.place. A town in Alberta, Canada, home to both the Memorial Cup winning Canards and their cross-town rivals the Screaming Raptures, with a rich and vibrant past, a violent present, and a glorious future. Site of the third-largest ethylene recycling plant on the tundra and the fifth tallest water tower on the planet this "Gateway To The Heart of Rimbey" is perfectly placed to reap the benefits of the coming world hydroethylene shortage.
A maze of cunning cul-de-sacs leads tourists on a circuitous path past an interesting procession of lemonade stands in summer and frozen waffle tables in winter.
Tourists can watch the bicephalicducks wallow on the settling ponds or visit the Canadian Fossil Museum where Kenny Shields and Mike Reno host "Sleep With A Dinosaur Night" every Friday.
Twice voted "Small Towne Of The Centurey" by the local creative spelling club Duck Hollow has a rich history of social conservativism as well as a Wacky-Wednesday at the Veterans of the Legion Hall where ethnic dress is encouraged.
A memorial gibbet placed in the centre of the main roadway honours the memory of the last survivor of the Hutterite Wars, Glen Hofer.
While too small and out of the way to attract major touring bands, Duck Hollow hosts a music festival each summer "Ethylene Feedstock" which has featured such tribute bands as The Guess Whose, Michael Jack's Son, Doctor's Hooker, Bond-Jovi Bond, and oddly enough, U2.
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A maze of cunning cul-de-sacs leads tourists on a circuitous path past an interesting procession of lemonade stands in summer and frozen waffle tables in winter.
Tourists can watch the bicephalicducks wallow on the settling ponds or visit the Canadian Fossil Museum where Kenny Shields and Mike Reno host "Sleep With A Dinosaur Night" every Friday.
Twice voted "Small Towne Of The Centurey" by the local creative spelling club Duck Hollow has a rich history of social conservativism as well as a Wacky-Wednesday at the Veterans of the Legion Hall where ethnic dress is encouraged.
A memorial gibbet placed in the centre of the main roadway honours the memory of the last survivor of the Hutterite Wars, Glen Hofer.
While too small and out of the way to attract major touring bands, Duck Hollow hosts a music festival each summer "Ethylene Feedstock" which has featured such tribute bands as The Guess Whose, Michael Jack's Son, Doctor's Hooker, Bond-Jovi Bond, and oddly enough, U2.
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Sure could go for a delicious waffle and a game of cribbage this morning!
Well then, East Duck Hollow is the place for you! Do you got your GPS to get through all them cul-de-sacs?
Well then, East Duck Hollow is the place for you! Do you got your GPS to get through all them cul-de-sacs?
by gnostic1 November 26, 2011
Get the East Duck Hollow mug.place. Australian resort town with plenty of elbow room and a sheila on every arm. Too right mate! Foster rooms abound on the kanga tracks and drovers watch cricket all the bleeding night!. Makes Sydney look like a Wally's wedding!
Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Home to the Shepherds! Only the best Aussie Rules side ever!
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Canberra Canberra Canberra Ho! Jumbuck's spit it's time to go!
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
Do you even like Aussie Rules mate? Or do you just like drinking?
by gnostic1 October 15, 2012
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