Definitions by gnostic1
life cache
n. Accumulated worth of your being; value of the knowledge, more than rhe physical wealth, you have acquired during your sojurn on earth.
When I die my life cache will live on and its wonders will enrich generations to come.
Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
Yeah, right. Only if the price of pompousness increases dramatically.
life cache by gnostic1 October 21, 2010
office staff
n. Stout piece of wood used for striking co-workers who won't shut up about latest episode of "The Office" or other TV show.
If you say another word about what a cute couple Jim and Pam make I swear I am going to get an office staff and beat your lips until they stop moving!
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
The new TV season starts in October so I usually plan an office staff party for November.
office staff by gnostic1 October 10, 2010
Ryder pride
An intense glorious personal emotional high caused by something for which you deserve no credit, or something which is pointless.
Why is Amanda strutting like a peahen with a fresh coat of paint?
Her sister parked Terrel Owens' car last night. Worst case of Ryder pride I've ever seen, even if she's using a sexual euphemism.
Even then.
Her sister parked Terrel Owens' car last night. Worst case of Ryder pride I've ever seen, even if she's using a sexual euphemism.
Even then.
Ryder pride by gnostic1 October 4, 2010
bottle boy
Check out the bottle boy melting down about global warming.
"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.
"Glee" and vodka turn my friend Karerin into a total bottle boy.
bottle boy by gnostic1 September 19, 2010
tech support
Don't be fooled. Those girls in I.T. are getting a lot of help from tech support.
It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
It can be hard to navigate in a wireless mode when you're used to a lot of tech support.
tech support by gnostic1 September 19, 2010
tech-nickel genius
There's no danger of watching 3-D movies at my house! My husband, the tech-nickel genius, soldered a new vacuum tube into the betamax.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
Some tech-nickel genius from IT installed my firewall backwards so the only e-mail I get is spam and porn.
tech-nickel genius by gnostic1 September 18, 2010
protiot
Get your black balaclava and some bail money Dude; there's a protiot at the mosque site.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.
The protiot at Woodstck 3 was held after the music was over. How polite.