n. secret notification, usually from one nurse to another, that a patient has been incontinent of feces or urine; a signal used by care staff who wish to avoid the clean-up or who wish to save the patient's dignity by removing visitors from the room.
This is a funny time for emergency blood work. And what the heck is a serum reiff-trenchel osmolality?
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
Don't be a dweeb doctor. That was just a soiler alert.
by gnostic1 April 03, 2011
adj phrase. Laudatory remark voiced when someone does anything of earth-shattering importance: usually used ironically.
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Nice work finishing up those carrots. You are the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
Are you being sarcastic?
No man. You are totally the bolt.
by gnostic1 August 05, 2012
En garde! Prepare to defend yourself Madame as I am about to slip off my saber sheath ... or slip it on. It is your choice.
by gnostic1 July 29, 2011
n. face down position of the senseless player's body after a severe hit to the head during a sporting event.
Wow! What a great series of bodychecks! A lot of the Manitoba Moose players are lying motionless in the goal crease!
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
Yeah, those Canadians are kind of concussion prone.
by gnostic1 April 04, 2011
n. Perhaps the most arcane and archaic field event still contested at the Olympics and only marginally less silly than tug o'war or tossing the caber as a competition for grown ups. Strong lobbying by Canada and Scotland, who use hammer throwing in their cross-training for tossing granite rocks in ice-curling, keeps the sport from going the way of the Dodo and the standing fish-slap.
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Do you think folks would watch the hammer throw if we made the competitors stand in deep sand and wear skimpy bathing suits?
No.
No.
by gnostic1 August 09, 2012
n. small town in Alberta, Canada largely populated by the interbred offspring of hippies and American draft-dodgers who didn't hear about the amnesty. Furtively growing weed and selling each other badly-strung beaded necklaces are the major industries. Tourism has been in decline since 1897 when the three-headed calf died. In 1999 a death-punk band played a gig at the pool hall prompting the passage of a country music only bylaw. Gopher heads are accepted as currency by most shop owners and, for reasons lost in the mist of time, every resident must carry a live rooster.
I shot a few gophers on the weekend. Would you like to drive to Rimbey to pick up some necklaces?
No. Not really.
No. Not really.
by gnostic1 April 12, 2011
n. The ambience surrounding a rapper's voice i.e. the music, the beats, the scrapes, and, if on stage, the costumes, lighting, props etc.
Enchanting rapestry Kanye, the glittery lurid costumes and blinding lights almost made me forgive your silly lyrics. But what be up with your voice? It sound like you swallowed a broken brandy bottle!
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
What! I'll cut you fool! I'll take your tongue!
Don't disrespect the way I've sung!
Word up.
by gnostic1 November 02, 2010