crypter

n. Any ridiculously old "rocker" who insists on dancing about with his parchment-like skin sagging off his face and his shirt unbuttoned.

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My eyes! My eyes!

What's wrong dude?

I just saw Mick Jiggler unbutton his shirt! This concert should have had a crypter warning. Hand me another beer.

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012

Malmotic

Adj. drenched in fun.

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What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.

by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013

goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013

Halifax

place. Beautiful eastern seaport on the Atlantic coast. The best place in Canada to get crabs . Locals speak an interesting patois of English and Norse.

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Hey by Jimmy we should get some lobster in Halifax and maybe see about picking up a case of crabs by Jez.

by gnostic 1 May 09, 2013

Frog Lake

place. Canadian town with wide-open friendly multi-racial populace and economy largely based on peat-moss excavation. Historically the scene of some minor dust-ups in the settlement of the west by non-paleoanimists, Frog Lake has grown over the years from a watering place for wandering herds of bison entrancers to a source of inspiration to both Canadian constitutional experts and quilt makers.

Home to both the third-best hockey team in north-western Saskatchewan and the largest interpretive centre between Frank and Esterhazy.

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I hear the crime rate in Frog Lake is pretty low . Kudos to the populace.

Really? Where'd you hear that?

by gnostic 1 June 08, 2013

Survivor: Vatican

Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.

by gnostic 1 March 05, 2013

crawling

v. Feeling low after a humiliation such as a loss by one's favourite team, or a rejection in love etc.

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You seen Larry today? He is totally crawling.

What up? He didn't think the Ravens would actually win did he?

by gnostic 1 February 02, 2013