by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

n. Reassurances given to male friends. Usually boosting ego or confidence. Similar to a push-up bro and ego push-ups.
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Your hair looks great man. You don't look like a dweeb at all. Flock of Seagulls still rules.
Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.
Thanks man. I'd be a mess without your bro-sures.
by gnostic 1 November 05, 2013

v. To vainly spend vast amounts and change one's position on issues in the hopes of winning an election.
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I have no hope of becoming class president so I am going to romney until I've spent all the cash my folks gave me.
by gnostic 1 December 15, 2012

by gnostic 1 December 14, 2013

n. Musical group consisting of four under educated musicians. Also a sexual foursome.
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Yo tuba guy. We got a threesome going now but if you joined us we would have a fourtet.
Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?
Sounds good. Should I empty my spit trap?
by Gnostic 1 December 27, 2013

n. Surfers rappers and others who think they is "cool".
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by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013

n. Rugby expression for a large gap through which one can run with the ball. The term has its roots in heavy drinking, as does rugby itself.
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Here now boyo. Wobble yer head a bit see, to throw them off kilter, and then plough up the lager hole.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
I say. Spliffing idea old chap.
You're not English are you? It's Welsh we are. We hate the tommies.
Rather not my good fellow. Leeks rule! Etc.
by gnostic 1 December 20, 2012
