n. The average woman's take on something.
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The muffler keeps the engine warm. Right?
Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.
Well, that would be your first misstake. But I bet it won't be your last.
by gnostic 1 May 08, 2013
n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.
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by gnostic 1 April 09, 2013
n. Surfers rappers and others who think they is "cool".
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by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.
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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.
Will there be cake?
by gnostic 1 October 06, 2013
n. Money given to graduate or groom to help him defray costs of hi-jinks-related tuxedo damage.
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Who knew orange spray paint would not wash out?
Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.
As if.
Yeah. You should totally give Larry a tux deductible donation.
As if.
by gnostic 1 May 27, 2013
n. Any participant in an olympic event that obviously isn't a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. Often these people are smokers, out of shape, and Canadian.
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Hey! Hand me a Snickers bar! It's kind of boring out here on the curling rink. But at least I'm living the dream.
Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".
You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?
Here you go, eh, my olympic "athlete".
You didn't put air quotes around "athlete" did you?
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
n. Any part of the human anatomy that is particularly fine, or erotic.
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by gnostic 1 December 25, 2012