Definitions by gnostic 1
speilburg
n. Any large glitch, impediment or disaster that sinks a movie project, or, by extension, any other project.
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How's the search for a new house coming?
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
Not so good. We hit a speilburg. The bank wanted one of us to have a job. I was starting to argue about it when the burglar alarms went off and they threw us out.
A second speilburg? Wow!
Yeah. I haven't seen my wife since. I think ... I think I may have lost her.
urban ducktionary
n. Brilliant collection of strange new ducks and old ducks with new, usually pornographic, uses.
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Dude! What is that odd creature waddling behind you?
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
Oh, just something I found at Urban Ducktionary. We kind of bonded.
You gonna fatten her up and eat her?
Something like that.
urban ducktionary by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
Perth
place. Semi-aquatic Australian city of almost mythological beauty. Tall spires arise from the surf's edge and mobile causeways transport tourists past the grist mills and anorak factories to wide white surf beaches calm enough for the kiddies.
Settled largely by Greek farmers rather than transported labourers, Perth became a magnet for muticulturism and sailing regattas as well as an oasis for the non-sporting types.
Iconic buildings such as the South Perth Magistrates Courthouse and the Wallaby enclosure at the Banamara Zoo dot the landscape and attract the bemused stares of visitors.
The America's Cup yacht race was once held near Perth but those heady days of glory are on hiatus just now.
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Settled largely by Greek farmers rather than transported labourers, Perth became a magnet for muticulturism and sailing regattas as well as an oasis for the non-sporting types.
Iconic buildings such as the South Perth Magistrates Courthouse and the Wallaby enclosure at the Banamara Zoo dot the landscape and attract the bemused stares of visitors.
The America's Cup yacht race was once held near Perth but those heady days of glory are on hiatus just now.
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railscratch
n. Radical skateboarding term for a move where you lean backwards and drag your fingers down a railing behind your board. Often done fakey after blowing air.
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railscratch by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
dingle bells
n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
dingle bells by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012