wax merchant

Somebody who waxes (mastubates) alot and other people for a price.

michael is such a wax merchant, and he only charges 19.95

by GM September 10, 2003

a-hole heat

Refers to something overrun or saturated with a-holes. IRC, XBL, people singing loudly in the dorm hallway late at night when you have an 8 AM class the next day.

I had to switch to my secret AIM screenname, the a-hole heat was getting to be a bit much

by gm November 09, 2004

tepi

Deriving from Zep Tepi, in the ancient Egyptian, which meant "the splendid place of the first time". The godess Tepi often provided a safe haven for sexual novices. This gave rise to a cult of the modern-day Tepian society, now manifested in the corporate entity 'TepiCorp'.

Geez, I'd like to bang Tepi!

See Tepi ball
see TepiCorp
see waxing

by GM April 14, 2004

Full Metal Alchemist

A anime that is way better and mor einteresting than Inu-Yasha, Inuyasha has a retarded plot which they have to get some jewel. Just buy a freaking jewel from the store goddamnit. FullMetal alchemistis one of the best anime ever and will always be better than queer ass INu-Yasha (which the characters always die and somehow come back to life).

Full metal alchemist pwnz all

by GM November 30, 2006

lying sack of shit

n. (metaphorical, yet, often simultaneously literal) one who habitually and effortlessly utters falsehoods in a most blatant and profane manner, all the while maintaining a lackadaisical appearance of ingenuousness; despite, or perhaps, due to the fact that their entire corporeal membrane is filled to bursting with an inexhaustible supply of foul, though nitrogen-rich fecal mendacities waiting to be excreted into their victims' ears

I can't believe you'd give any credence to anything that lying sack of shit says!

(insert name of any living politician or other person who wants something from you here) is a lying sack of shit!

by GM July 21, 2003

futch

Instead of sayin fuck.

Where the Futch is he?

by GM April 30, 2004

tepi ball

A 'tepi ball' is scored by throwing a tennis ball from the baseline of a tennis court through a basketball hoop placed at the other baseline on a tennis court (ie.a full court shot). Hitting a 'tepi ball' means gives one credit towards sleeping with tepi 9the nickname for my dear wife)

GM just score another tepi ball - you fool!

by GM September 10, 2003