glocksucker69's definitions

Puffled

To puffle: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it better, often having positive effects on the idea or style in general.

"The Shape Of Water puffled Creature from the Black Lagoon"

by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017

Phrenology

Pseudoscientific racism for the detail-oriented.

“The study of phrenology emerged in the 19th century, as did Freudian psychology and the practice of putting cocaine in every bodily orifice.”

by glocksucker69 July 30, 2019

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Ubernut

An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.

Every time the Pirates theme song comes on I ubernut.

by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017