Definitions by glocksucker69

Puffled 

To puffle: to take an idea or style from someone else and make it better, often having positive effects on the idea or style in general.

"The Shape Of Water puffled Creature from the Black Lagoon"

Puffled by glocksucker69 December 7, 2017

mcduckesque 

Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.

"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"

mcduckesque by glocksucker69 June 27, 2017

Ubernut 

An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.

Every time the Pirates theme song comes on I ubernut.

Ubernut by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017

McHandy 

A handjob received in a McDonalds bathroom or drive-thru.
OR
A handjob given to Ronald McDonald himself in exchange for free fries.

She gave me a drunken McHandy while we were ordering fries

McHandy by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017

miwacwe whip 

A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.

Noah's Food Reviews is on the miwacwe whip diet.

miwacwe whip by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017