11 definitions by glocksucker69
A diet consisting entirely of frozen deep fried food nuggets, soda, and entire spoonfuls of Miracle Whip. The reason southern U.S children are so obese.
by glocksucker69 March 12, 2017
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An intense, third-eye-opening orgasm happening on every plane of existence except physical, triggered by a strong spiritual and/or emotional force overpowering you and causing unmatched pleasure.
by glocksucker69 May 29, 2017
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When something as slow as cheese.
"Amtrak trains look fast, but they're actually slow as cheese"
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
"My glasses were on my head the entire time, I really am as slow as cheese."
by glocksucker69 February 28, 2019
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by glocksucker69 October 01, 2020
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