friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

opsmomsexual

Someone who only has sex with OP's mom.

As an opsmomsexual, I sometimes feel discriminated against because of my sexuality.

by glocksucker69 October 01, 2020

Pee-wee Moment

When you have to admit to something awful to prove you aren't something worse, i.e. exposing yourself as a massive pervert (gross) to prove you aren't a massive pedophile (illegal).

"Apparently Pyrocynical isn't a pedophile, but he had to post his degenerate fetish DMs to prove it."
"Yikes, what a Pee-wee moment."

by glocksucker69 July 31, 2023

mcduckesque

Of something , particularly an individual's fortune or wealth, to be extremely large, so large they could swim in a vault of gold.

"Harold spent 1 mil on a giant solid gold statue of his dick."
"Well, what else would you do with his mcduckesque fortune?"

by glocksucker69 June 27, 2017

Phrenology

Pseudoscientific racism for the detail-oriented.

“The study of phrenology emerged in the 19th century, as did Freudian psychology and the practice of putting cocaine in every bodily orifice.”

by glocksucker69 July 30, 2019