25 definitions by glen

pissed as a fucking newt..
Drunk
falling down drunk
(you get the idea)

British/Canadian slang
I was paafn on My Flight home yesterday
by glen January 19, 2005
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Dishwashing Soap and Tape Backup Software. (i.e. Get a clean Backup or Clean your backup tapes)

Originally expressed as Palmolive et Veritas, however, Madge (the Palmolive saleswoman) was mostly too hands on and Lux was therefore considered more generic.
"There are parity errors on our backup tapes. Tell operations 'lux et veritas'!
by glen March 5, 2004
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Job choices that are presented when all one has strived for is a McEducation. Usually involves those that have a McAttitude and McMentality. Usually not race or class based, but based on culture. Can also be caused by having McParents.
Even though (Bubba, Laquicia, Jose, Bobbie-Lee) graduated from high school with good grades, all that would ever be available would be a McJob.
by glen November 29, 2003
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Lannox make technical appliances that workm rather quite good! Being a rip off brand off Rowa which is also a good brand which is a rip off Teac!
When Glen bought a Rowa imitation flat screen digital tv (or so he reckoned) it came with a free lannox dvd player that broke within 2 weeks!
by glen November 3, 2003
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the coolest guy in the world . the ladies man
hey look the glowen is in town
by glen August 6, 2003
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a very sexy redheaded man
Omg that man is such a firecrotch
by glen March 17, 2003
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when the queen or princess uses a douche
princess die needs her royal flush
by glen April 6, 2004
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