Definitions by girlskater

ask jeeves 

A dumbass man on the internet, you can't get a straight answer from jeeves.

Jeeves-Ask me a question
Me-Where can i find pictures of men in the nude?
Jeeves-The answer is, Carpet right the number one place for carpets.
Me-AHHHHHHHHH!

ask jeeves by GirlSkater February 3, 2004

Drunk 

When nothing makes sense and you're rolling around on the floor screaming:
" ELEPHANTS, AHHHHH BIG PINK HAIRY ELEPHANTS!"

Henri got drunk on wine gums.

Drunk by GirlSkater February 1, 2004

Jaws 

A really big shark that swims in the sea somewhere in America.
If you see him, you are Fucked.
If he is that big though he must be hung. (He's got a big dick dumbass)

I shit my pants whenever i go swimming.

Jaws by GirlSkater January 31, 2004

Inconvinient 

When you got your pants down inthe middle of Harrods and the Queen of England is Fainting.
By this time youv'e shit all of the gold plated floor because you are embarresed.
You are even more embarresed

Queenie - One might say thats rather inconvinient.
You - NO SHIT!

Inconvinient by GirlSkater January 31, 2004

Uri Gellar 

What the hell?
He loves to bend spoons, why doesn't he just shove it up his ass!
Telepathic bastard.

Uri (in dumbass foreign/english voice) - how old is that dog? i think no i can sense that he is nine years old.
Some girl - The dog is three years old.

Uri Gellar by GirlSkater January 30, 2004

The 900 

The greatest skate trick Ever!
While holding an indy, spin around with your skateboard 2 and a half times.
Easy!

GirlSkater-Hey, your the guy who did The 900!
Tony Hawk-Yup!Thats me.

The 900 by GirlSkater January 18, 2004

Mike Valley 

My favourite pro skater.

Do a Mike-v Boneless off that cheese shop.

Mike Valley by GirlSkater January 18, 2004