gimmedatsammich's definitions

Administration

Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.

The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.

70 children were expelled that day.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012

30h!3

A band that produces music intended to be listened to while taking a large, steamy shit.

I had violent diarrhea the other day while listening to "House Party" by 30h!3.

by gimmedatsammich September 6, 2010

Old people porn

Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.

See lemonparty for more information.

Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?

Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.

by gimmedatsammich June 1, 2011

Gametrailers

The main site is fine, but the forums are a different story. One of the worst places to look for advice on the internet, only bested by, of course, 4chan. If you have a personal question to ask, don't look here. Typical answers to any question include:

1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.

OP-Hey guys, my best friend and I just had a fight, and I think I made him really mad. What should I do?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?

by gimmedatsammich January 17, 2009

AP Music Theory

A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"

By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.

After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.

by gimmedatsammich February 18, 2011

Trigonometry

Useless bullshit that you'll forget the second you graduate from high school.

Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?

Mrs. Smith: On the next test.

Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.

by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010

Quarter assed

When you can't even muster half of an ass to do something you deem undesirable, such as mowing your lawn, writing a book report, or raising your children.

My boss told me to have the sales figures drawn up on the double. It was Friday afternoon, so I put together a quarter assed powerpoint presentation for the meeting.

by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012