The sequel to Infinity Ward's 2007 masterpiece, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
Set to release on November 10th, 2009, this game will blow your mind, and that's a fact. Don't ask me for my time machine, because I don't need one to know that that's true.
guy #1: Dude did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
guy #2: No dude, what's that.
guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
guy #2: No dude, what's that.
guy #1: (bitch slaps guy #2) That question doesn't even deserve a response.
by gimmedatsammich March 26, 2009
Get the Modern Warfare 2mug. The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
by gimmedatsammich December 05, 2011
Get the Eat shit and diemug. by gimmedatsammich September 06, 2010
Get the 30h!3mug. The main site is fine, but the forums are a different story. One of the worst places to look for advice on the internet, only bested by, of course, 4chan. If you have a personal question to ask, don't look here. Typical answers to any question include:
1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.
1.Rape
2.Kill them
3.Rape them, then kill them, then rape their dead body.
4.Rape again.
OP-Hey guys, my best friend and I just had a fight, and I think I made him really mad. What should I do?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?
Typical Gametrailers forum dweller-Kill them, take their money, then rape them.
OP-But we're both guys!
Typical GT forum dweller-And?
by gimmedatsammich January 17, 2009
Get the Gametrailersmug. Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.
The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.
70 children were expelled that day.
70 children were expelled that day.
by gimmedatsammich February 14, 2012
Get the Administrationmug. The average/failing/truant student's greatest enemy. No longer are your attendance and academic records only seen by your parents every six weeks. With Infinite Campus, your mother and father have instant access to your grades and attendance records. So if you have a 2.5 GPA and regularly skip bullshit classes, like me, you're fucked.
I got the whooping of my life last night when my dad saw that I got a 38% on my trigonometry test.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
Fuck you Infinite Campus.
by gimmedatsammich March 09, 2011
Get the Infinite Campusmug. Being lazy is not an affliction; it is a blessing. Those of us who embrace laziness soon wonder why we tried so long to deny ourselves its comforts. People are fucked, the world is fucked, so sit back and light up. What else you got to do?
Laziness:
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
Bro 1: You lazy cunt, that's the fifth time you've watched "The Big Lebowski" in the past two days. This rent ain't paying itself, you know.
Bro 2: Chill dude, you're clogging up my airway with your progressiveness. Now pass me that roach, why don't you.
by gimmedatsammich November 12, 2010
Get the Lazinessmug.