15 definitions by gimmedatsammich
A class that saps all the fun out of music. You will start the year off excited and enthusiastic, but by mid semester, you'll be thinking, "Why the fuck did I take this class, again?"
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
By the way, John Lennon and Paul McCartney couldn't read music. Shove that up your ass, AP Music Theory.
After a semester of taking AP Music Theory and not being able to enjoy music anymore, Adam burned his textbook and dropped the fuck out of that piece of shit class.
by gimmedatsammich January 28, 2011
Those sad sacks of meat with questionable job titles who walk around high schools all day and tell kids to "quiet down!" and perform the essential duty of reprimanding teenage lovers for their PDA (Public Displays of Affection.) Usually the highest paid employees in the school district.
The noise in the cafeteria rose above the decibel level of a single chirping cricket, so the administration was called in to restore order.
70 children were expelled that day.
70 children were expelled that day.
by gimmedatsammich January 25, 2012
Pornography in which the genitals are censored out of the video. Because genitals are nasty. No one wants to see that shit.
He might as well be squeezing toothpaste onto her face, Rajif thought as he watched the end of the Japanese porn.
by gimmedatsammich February 6, 2011
The quintessential insult, the godfather of all putdowns, and a drunken sailor's best friend; it leaves no room for reconciliation.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
Eating shit is bad enough (can you think of anything worse?) but wishing DEATH upon someone? That is treading in shark infested waters. Be wary, my son; utter these words only in the darkest of hours, when all other aspersions fail you.
by gimmedatsammich December 6, 2011
Me: Hey Mrs. Smith, when am I ever going to use trigonometry?
Mrs. Smith: On the next test.
Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.
Mrs. Smith: On the next test.
Me: Go fuck yourself you scruffy bitch.
by gimmedatsammich September 13, 2010
Pornography that showcases the appalling and questionably legal act of two or more old fuckers having hot, steamy old people sex. Usually can be found under the "Mature" category on most porn sites.
See lemonparty for more information.
See lemonparty for more information.
Jimmy Nichols: Dad, what is old people porn?
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
Mr. Nichols: Shut the fuck up and eat your goddamn peas Jimmy. I don't have time for your bullshit.
by gimmedatsammich May 8, 2011
A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.
Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.
Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.
Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.
by gimmedatsammich February 12, 2009