Definitions by ghost

rancher 

An outcast. A social leper. A person shunned from society.

In high school, that guy was a total rancher.

rancher by Ghost July 27, 2003

velvet hammer

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

velvet hammer by Ghost July 27, 2003

busting a nut 

Ejaculating.

Sometimes, all a guy wants to do is bust a nut, and go to sleep.

busting a nut by Ghost July 27, 2003

crackerjack 

A moron. An idiot. A clown.

There goes a crackerjack if I ever seen one!

crackerjack by Ghost July 27, 2003

spunk stain 

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

spunk stain by Ghost July 27, 2003

piss pipe 

The penis.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

piss pipe by Ghost July 27, 2003

mental midget 

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.

That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.

mental midget by Ghost July 27, 2003