Urban Dictionary: Definitions by ghost

talking trash

To talk nonsense. To utter complete fabrications. Especially when one knows them to be untrue.

He didn't saying one thing that was right. He was just talking trash.

When a man takes his errect penis, and bounces it off the forehead or mouth of a woman.

He gave her a velvet hammer, right before he blew his load.

Sometimes, all a guy wants to do is bust a nut, and go to sleep.

There goes a crackerjack if I ever seen one!

crackerjack by Ghost July 27, 2003

A visible stain left on an object by dried semen.

Monica had a spunk stain on her dress.

spunk stain by Ghost July 27, 2003

A person of extremely low I.Q.. Prone to being clueless in all aspects of life.

That guy is such a mental midget, it's almost criminal that he be allowed to live.

Back in a minute. I have to drain the piss pipe.

piss pipe by Ghost July 27, 2003